Dear God,
So, okay, I’ve given up. Really, were you so damn busy
that you couldn’t help me get one damn break in the
past thirty years?
Thank goodness that you had time for those
fuckers in Fall Out Boy and that ass clown
Jason Mraz. It’s really important
that their gifts not be lost to all of us.
That’s it. Oh, wait. Thanks again for the food
addiction. And the baldness.
Yer pal,
Bob Hate
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