Chad Holt - All My Shit - Vol. 1 : Issue 1 : SEX
Born in Galveston County, Texas I was raised by a pack of wild negroes until the age of thirteen, when I was taken in by a suburban family on the outskirts of Lake Jackson. I assimilated into their culture and rose among them, eventually graduating from Brazoswood High School as Student Body President (Still, to this very day, the crown jewel of my extensive list of accomplishments that eventually went on to include stage, screen and print stardom.) I moved to Austin in 1991 where it took me nine years to earn a bachelor's degree in sociology. I never left. Along the way, I've bedded upwards of a thousand women, sold a couple tons of weed, and apparently had some kids.