Why I Am So Wise, Why I Am So Clever, And Why I Write Such Good Songs...
2010
The supposed musicians in bands like Meshuggah, Dream Theater, and Dillinger Escape Plan will put down their instruments and cry when they realize how easy it was for Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk to annihilate their cheap math-rock clichés.
MP3: $9.99
Emily Dickinson Kindly Stops For Selective Serotonin Re-Uptake Inhibitors EP
2008
Weird guitar shredding, odd-meter drum explosions, and an uncanny similarity to Sir Millard Mulch.
MP3: $5.99