Name: Harvey W. Keene
Height: Medium
Weight: Considerable
Age: Inestimable
Eyes: Glazed
Hair: Not much
Harvey W. Keene has been discovered to be missing on several ocassions in recent months, both while on his own as well as in the presence of others.
He is generally well dressed when present, but is becoming difficult to describe with any expectation of accuracy. He is what he is when he is.
Mr. Keene has been known to become confused when suddenly confronted with reality. If you should encounter him, please refer the situation to qualified professionals. While you are waiting, you might try listening to his songs. It couldn't hurt. You may even be mildly amused and /or entertained.
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