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Shank Factory

The year is 2025.
After being observed for countless milennia,
the Aliens decided to take care of mans biggest obsession,
The Shank!
During the epic battle for virility,
they unleashed the virus which rendered
the male utensils useless.
But alas, man's never ending industrialism
and desire came to the rescue!
A state of the art production facility was built,
in a highly secret location.
At first few were awarded the chance to board
the Shanktrain, tour The Factory, and be fitted for the new devices.
After intense R&D, along with extensive product testing,
The Shank Factory was ready to run at full production!
Soon sales were soaring and order was restored!
Harmony between the genders was once again possible.
But for how long............

Join us for an adventure of mans unspeakable destruction,
his re-construction and ultimate satisfaction....
Welcome to........


The Shank Factory