"The NARPS" consists of Andrew Roseman, Aggie Kelly, and Charlie Fogarty.
The NARPS is a band which formed in a treehouse. This is convenient, for most instruments used by the band are wooden-based with the exception of those which are not wooden-based, and these were achieved by non wooden-based means.
The NARPS, an acronym for the NON ATHLETIC REGULAR PEOPLE, strive for stride in time of still, chives in time of dill, and rhymes in times non-rhymes. They wish to be the ones who sonically punch you in the face and consequently be the ones who wholeheartedly rock you back to your baseline.
The NARPS wish to make you laugh, cry, dance, and most of all, to understand that not everything is what it seems.
The NARPS are coming to a city, town, establishment near you... for it is now time for the NARPS to embrace that which makes them tick, and hopefully it will make you tick as well.
See you in the by and by.