What We've Got
2001
SEX. DRUGS. ROCK-AND-ROLL. Come hear a band that doesn't get any of that right.
MP3: $9.99
CD: $9.99
Santa Doesn't Like You
2002
Tell the holidays to JINGLE THIS: hear the un-holiday album that was played on Dr. Demento and at the world-famous Second City. Includes "Coed Naked Drunk Christmas Shopping" and "Smokin' The Mistletoe."
MP3: $8.99
CD: $8.99
The Cheapass Album
2004
The most Cheapass album ever. Includes the track "Were All These Beer Cans Here Last Night."
MP3: $7.50
CD: $7.50
Thanks For Coming Out: Beatnik Turtle Live
2007
Hear Beatnik Turtle live on stage. Contains 17 live versions of Beatnik Turtle songs including "Were All These Beer Cans Here Last Night?", "Cube Farm", and "Pop Tarts & A Pack of Smokes."
MP3: $9.99
All in a Day's Work
2007
16 fun and energetic pop-rock tunes about work and technology. Topics include working retail; I.T. Departments; interns; blogs; the ubiquitous bagged lunch; Google; consultants; and "sleepworking" through life.
MP3: $9.99
CD: $9.99
Sham Rock
2008
13 Irish pub songs rocked out with big drums, loud horns, and guitars cranked to "11". Nominated for Best Celtic Album, 2009 JPFolks Music Awards.
CD: $12.00
MP3: $9.99
The Song Of The Day.Com - May
2008
"One band. One year. 365 songs." 31 more geek pop-rock songs from Beatnik Turtle's TheSongOfTheDay.com series where they released one song for each day of 2007.
MP3: $9.99
The Song Of The Day.Com - June
2008
"One band. One year. 365 songs." 30 more geek pop-rock songs from Beatnik Turtle's TheSongOfTheDay.com series where they released one song for each day of 2007.
MP3: $9.99
The Song Of The Day.Com - July
2008
"One band. One year. 365 songs." 31 more geek pop-rock songs from Beatnik Turtle's TheSongOfTheDay.com series where they released one song for each day of 2007.
MP3: $9.99
The Song Of The Day.Com - August
2008
"One band. One year. 365 songs." 31 more geek pop-rock songs from Beatnik Turtle's TheSongOfTheDay.com series where they released one song for each day of 2007.
MP3: $9.99
The Song Of The Day.Com - September
2008
"One band. One year. 365 songs." 30 more geek pop-rock songs from Beatnik Turtle's TheSongOfTheDay.com series where they released one song for each day of 2007.
MP3: $9.99
The Song Of The Day.Com - October
2008
"One band. One year. 365 songs." 31 more geek pop-rock songs from Beatnik Turtle's TheSongOfTheDay.com series where they released one song for each day of 2007.
MP3: $9.99
The Song Of The Day.Com - November
2008
"One band. One year. 365 songs." 30 more geek pop-rock songs from Beatnik Turtle's TheSongOfTheDay.com series where they released one song for each day of 2007.
MP3: $9.99
The Song Of The Day.Com - December
2008
"One band. One year. 365 songs." The final 31 geek pop-rock songs from Beatnik Turtle's TheSongOfTheDay.com series where they released one song for each day of 2007.
MP3: $9.99
The Song Of The Day.Com - January
2008
"One band. One year. 365 songs." The first 31 geek pop-rock songs from Beatnik Turtle's TheSongOfTheDay.com series where they released one song for each day of 2007.
MP3: $9.99
The Song Of The Day.Com - February
2008
"One band. One year. 365 songs." 28 more geek pop-rock songs from Beatnik Turtle's TheSongOfTheDay.com series where they released one song for each day of 2007.
MP3: $9.99
The Song Of The Day.Com - March
2008
"One band. One year. 365 songs." 31 more geek pop-rock songs from Beatnik Turtle's TheSongOfTheDay.com series where they released one song for each day of 2007.
MP3: $9.99
The Song Of The Day.Com - April
2008
"One band. One year. 365 songs." 30 more geek pop-rock songs from Beatnik Turtle's TheSongOfTheDay.com series where they released one song for each day of 2007.
MP3: $9.99