Album Notes

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1 Greetings Earthling Ringtone Alert Alarm 00:20
2 Grandfather on Phone Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:13
3 Great Day Ringtone Alarm Text Alert 00:13
4 Got To Bring Beer Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:16
5 Hater on Phone Ringtone Alert Alarm 00:12
6 Huge Cock Guy Breaking News Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:30
7 Go USA Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:18
8 Howdy Doody Motherfucker Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:33
9 Happy Birthday Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:16
10 Getting Fuck Up Tonight Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:18
11 Make That Cheddar Bitch Ringtone Alert Alarm 00:15
12 Gay Reporter Breaking News Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:30
13 Fuxckin Douch Bag Pop You In The Nose Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:22
14 Halala Holla Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:14
15 Get Fucked Joe Rose Dolphins Superbowl Breaking News Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:12
16 I Was Drunk Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:12
17 Get Laid Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:18
18 ts Your Bitch Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:15
19 Cousin Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:15
20 Holla At Ur Boy Honky Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:18
21 Honky on Phone Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:23
22 Guy With Low Quality Regs Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:12
23 Sister Get Me Out Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:15
24 Holla Bitch Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:13
25 Get THe Money Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:11
26 Mom Ringtone Get Me Out Text Alarm Alert 00:15
27 Hit Me Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:10
28 Uncle Get Me Out Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:15
29 Girl Is On The Phone Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:18
30 Giving Them Head Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:09
31 Gobble Gooble Geeble Ringtone Alert Alarm 00:06
32 Happy Bithday Faggot Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:18
33 Going To Piss Frank Off Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:23
34 Good Acid or Bad Acid Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:15
35 Greedy Jew Bastard Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:20
36 Gringo Car Sales Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:20
37 Gringo Loco Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:20
38 Have You Been Naughty Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:21
39 Hell Yeah Bitch Greatest Phone Call Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:12
40 Hey Cabron Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:17
41 Holla At Ur Boy Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:10
42 Holla Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:17
43 Holler At Ur Boyyyy Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:15
44 Honey Answer Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:15
45 Howard Cosell 4th Quarter Breaking News Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:15
46 I Aint Never Gonna Pick Up Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:14
47 I Been Waitin All Day Nigga Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:18
48 I Can Dig It Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:18
49 I Got ALL the MONEY and Ho's Ringtone Alert Alarm 00:20
50 I Like it Like That Latin Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:15
51 I Said Holla Boyyyyyy Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:14
52 I Was Drunk I'm Sorry Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:14
53 I'm Pimp, Where's my Money Ringtone Alert Alarm 00:10
54 I'm Pimpin Call Bitches Ringtone Alert Alarm 00:20
55 If You Want to Get Fucked Up Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:14
56 It's 420 Time To Light Up Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:14
57 It's Tony Fuck You Then Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:23
58 Its Good Man Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:19
59 Its Your Phone Man Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:23
60 Jamaica Bobsledding World Cup Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:18
61 Jamaica World Cup Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:12
62 James Is On the Phone Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:09
63 Jesus God Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:10
64 Jesus Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:05
65 Jonesing For Weed Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:20
66 K K K Cross Burning Ringtone Alert Alarm 00:14
67 Kicked In Balls Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:14
68 King Of The Worlds Comands Thee Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:20
69 Kiss My White Lily Ass Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:33
70 Krusty Says Fuck You Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:14
71 LaLaLaLa Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:11
72 Landon Donavin Hero Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:18
73 Latin Drug Deal Jesus Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:16
74 Latin Drug Deal Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:16
75 Lil Faggot KKK Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:33
76 Lil Faggot The Crazy KKK Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:22
77 Live From Our SatelliteDick Head On The Phone Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:20
78 Make That Cash Ringtone Alert Alarm 00:20
79 Makes Me Want to Smoke and Drink Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:18
80 Malcom X Motherfucker Ringtone Alert Alarm 00:18
81 Mamacita From Hialeah Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:12
82 Mamacita Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:20
83 Mami I Like it Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:15
84 Maricon Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:25
85 Mean Muggin Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:10
86 Meat Off The Bone Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:18
87 Michael Jackson Elton John Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:18
88 Micheal Jackson Not In Heaven Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:18
89 Mike Is Calling Don't let Him Wait Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:24
90 Mistress on Phone Nigga Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:20
91 Mohamed Lalalala Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:32
92 Momma Gives Head Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:18
93 Mother Bitch You Out Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:19
94 Mother Fucker Calling Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:18
95 Mother In Law Annoyed Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:13
96 Motherfucker Let Me Be Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:33
97 Motherfucker Not Talking About My Credit 00:20
98 Motherfucker Pick up Phone Call Auto Tune Ringtone Text Alarm Alert 00:18
99 Motherfucker Please Give Me A Call Ringtone Text Alert Alarm 00:20