Album Notes

Crossing Guards never gave up on giving up. they found that you can put pabst blue ribbon through a KRUPPS coffee maker that you stole from your ex-girlfriend's wedding gift table. They'd write a song about it, but she's still their biggest fan. She always puts up posters at her neighborhood coffeeshop for them, cause she doesn't have a coffeemaker. Martin Devaney didn't try to make an all-star rock review, but he did. Can you blame him for being able to kick real high? or sing falsetto? It's hardly his fault. Watching Crossing Guards makes you wish you took the next day off.