Force It Down Their Throats
Schmegma
© Copyright-Schmegma
(844553010211)
Record Label: Ripwhore Records
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1. Rape Rights |
1:10 |
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2. Fast Food Fiend |
2:00 |
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3. S*** Throat |
1:51 |
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4. Obeastiality |
2:53 |
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5. Spousal Abuse |
1:29 |
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6. Shove My Love In You |
2:48 |
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7. Goth Whore |
1:37 |
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8. Mom, The Big Fat Obese Blob |
0:55 |
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9. Scrub Deep |
1:49 |
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10. Redneck Asshole |
2:39 |
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11. Mr. Cristle |
1:50 |
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12. Asshole Casserole |
2:07 |
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13. Drinking & Driving |
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14. A.I.D.eeeS. For The Ladies |
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15. Coat The Throat |
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16. Restaurant Raunch |
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17. Do Blow Off My Ass |
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18. Violent Grouch |
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19. Emo F** |
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Schmegma’s latest opus, “Force It Down Their Throats,” should be submitted to Websters as an antonym for “good.” “FIDTT” is so obliviously stupid that it makes a paper clip look like a quantum physicist. The package inlay alone would make an ugly stick flinch and the disc even smells sort of rancid.
If Mao Zedong rose from the dead and recorded an album of Motown standards with Joseph Stalin the resulting album would sound like “Pet Sounds” compared to “Force It Down Their Throats.”
The sophomoric, criminally un-funny songs will likely appeal to 12-year-olds stricken with Aspergers syndrome (if the band is reading this review they are now inevitably laughing because “Aspergers” sounds similar to “Ass Burgers”).
Not only is “Force It Down Their Throats” a strong contender for worst album of the century but it’s also detrimental to the listener’s physical well-being … No, really, the album gave me genital herpes … I’m seriously considering pressing charges.
- Jaymie Baxley, The Fayetteville Feed (9/7/2009)
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Schmegma RULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
author: Scott Floyd
I thought my band was vile, nasty and disgusting. We are a church choir in comparison to Schmegma. With the initial onslaught of Rape Rights to the final note of EMO Fag, this album does not let up, musically nor outrageousness. The great thing about this band is that they are actually very talented musicians and songwriters. I am well aware that a lyric like "Asshole Casserole serve it up my gas hole" may not be for everyone, but for those that can enjoy toilet humor with hard edged guitar riffs and a vocalist who actually ANNUNCIATES, this can be a great addition to your music collection.
I discovered these guys by chance at a live show in Jacksonville, NC earlier this year. They were the most outrageous band I had seen in a long time. If you can imagine Green Jelly on acid while being possessed by GG Allen, that is a small taste of what you can expect from Schmegma. I will be first in line to buy their new CD Schmegmalicious as soon as it is available. Can't wait.
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