Album Notes

WEAREZOMBIES! makes noisey brain fuckin’, dancehall crashin’, headphone bustin’, ball breakin’, cock punchin’ electronic fashioncore for stuck up pompus wanna-be hipsters wearing sweaters and glasses. He is currently signed to a fuck-fest of a label called Minus-1 Records (www.minus-1records.com). He wears glasses too, but he is more artistic than you and probably has a higher IQ than you. He has a couple sweaters at home and some shitty headphones and some speakers. Sometimes he wears a hat and he most of the time wears a sweet beard to match his glasses and fuzzy sweaters. You most likely will be blown away by his creativity.

The latest release by Mr WEAREZOMBIES! is a 13 track retrospective of shitty songs he made really late at night when the espresso was wearing off (oh and assholes, its ESPRESSO not EXPRESSO). Most of them are nonsense but there are some nude-beach makeout jams hidden in the poo.

His first full-lengthwas released by MINUS-1 Records on October 9th 2009. It’s 10 songs long and beats the shit out of ANY album you have ever heard with its boombastic bass jams and booty shakin’ drops. You’ll probably say “this dude isn’t as good as Venetian Snares” and you’ll be 100% spot on.

Forthcoming is the unlistenable EP “I WANT TO… EP” due to be released on October 26th 2009. It’s four distorted, cymbal crashing, breakbeat bashin’, tit grabbin’ good tunes that’ll have you either killing yourself or running down the street naked on some drugs while wearing your cool U2 ipod and your Skull Candy headphones that you got at Target you two-bit fuck face.

3 DEEP BITCH.