Album Notes

"when did stephen wright make an album with minus the bear?" - zane tremontana

"this is the greatest band on the planet, barring no-body, ever." - steve maxidooser - Aug, 2009: unbelievable quotes magazine.

"tittyfuck!" - chuck berry.

...and the lawyers is a dance-able mix of electro and afro-funk music with the added earthyness of being 100% created live using time-based guitar effects pedals for the electro-pulsating sounds. the 4 in the floor beating of duron marquis hale brings ruckus untold. the title track for their debut album "what would black michael jackson do?" showcases the band's proclivity for writing songs as they happen. half the pieces of music on this record are improvised from the word go, single take, put it to wax. 4 out of 5 dentists want you to own this record, but what do they know? if you are a fan of dance, garage, 80s no-wave, early 90s chicago math rock, free-jazz, or just solid pop music in general, this has solid ownership potential. your record shelf will thank you, and when you get divorced, you can give it to your ex in lieu of your co-owned copy of adele's 21.