Album Notes

Chris: Stumbled across by a pack of drunken wolves somewhere in Las Cruces, New Mexico, A cunning young lad (under the alias MISTOPHER CHRISTOPHER) was discovered. Living amongst his furry but friendly foster parents he learned to adapt to the constant changes of his surroundings. This includes the common techniques of survival...hunting, gathering, ect... Song and dance being amongst the packs festivities (in celebration of victory against the raging war that is the outside world) his SCREAM formed that of an ANTIQUE!!!
Bill: Raised in front of an Idiot Box his entire adult life, the personality that is Sir William Fees is unknown to most. The scripture that falls from his mouth may shock, surprise, or even disgust you (30 minute lectures from " THE DUDE " himself are not an uncommon phenemonom). His hobbies include breaking the twigs that are his sticks, abusing ivory, and the untimely death that once was his serial.
Stu: Fleeing from a hail of gunfire in the credence, clear, watered down jungle of Vietnam, The Good Captain Stubing was captured by scientists. Rack of lamb in hand, this magnificent creature was categorized under the name "Lasswell" and released into an unknown urban habitat. Lost, confused, always hungry and thirsty for beer, founding members of the worlds biggest rock band, Antique Scream, took The Good Captain himself under their wing.