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Vote for Me/It's a Joke

by ART Paul Schlosser

It's Alternative Folk Punk with some humor and some rap
Genre: Folk: Political
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2. Boyfriend's Mean
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3. Darling I'm In Love But
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4. How Do You Like My Pet
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5. Kurt Cobain
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6. The Worst Pie
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7. Venison Christmas
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8. Police Rap
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9. Vote for Me/It's a Joke
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10. Punk Rock in the Whitehouse
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11. Love,Love,Love,...
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12. The Sky is Dead
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13. It's Hell !
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14. There is Still Hope
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15. Pizza
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16. Baby
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17. Blunt
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18. Vote for Me/It's a Joke again
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19. Misery Loves Company
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20. In an Echo of a Moment
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21. You Draw Snakes Your Way and I'll Draw Snakes My Way
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22. Techno Ravioli
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23. Free Speech
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24. I Don't Have to Swear
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25. Big Toes
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26. Needs More Money
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27. I'm Blue A hoo A hoo A hoo
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28. John Chapter 9
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29. That's Right
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30. Be My Friend
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ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
It is a bunch of weird strange funny songs and some are about runny for President but most are just weird funny songs that I wrote at the time. Often before each song though I explain why you should vote for me. Will I get elected perhaps not but I bet you will laugh and Dr Demento did play the Title Tract 4 times and once it was on the Funny 5.Here are the lyrics:


1.Cheap Romance

Hi I’m The Next gonna be the next President I’m a candidate running and I just want to say I’m not perfect and there’s a lot of woman out there that I don’t remember there names and they’re really pretty and they treat me really nice and then all of a sudden their angry at me because I didn’t remember their names or I don’t have a lot of money. I just want to say to them I think they’re nice any how and I’m not God or perfect and that’s why I’m a good choice because I’m honest and I’m telling you this now

Darling the glasses are plastic
Champagne is imported from Chicago
Darling the glasses are plastic
Your hairs all done all up with 16 layers of hairspray you got from a can out of the garbage

Your earings are dime store brass
Your dress is polyester
Your earings are dime store brass
I’m wearing an expensive suit I got at goodwill for a dollar

Darling the glasses are tin
Champagne is imported from Fitchburg
Darling the glasses are tine
Your wearing some perfume that you borrowed from the Avon Lady

We’re eating caviar from a TV dinner
We’re watching a romantic movie on the neighbor’s TV though their window
We’re eating caviar from a TV dinner
I love you, I want to marry you here’s a ring I got from a crackerjack box
I love you, I want to marry you here’s a ring I got from a crackerjack box

2. Boyfriend’s Mean

I like her
She's my type
I want to date her
I'd rather save my life

She’s really pretty
But her boyfriend’s mean
She’s really pretty
But her boyfriend’s mean

She calls me up
Late at night
She says let’s go out
I’d rather save my life

3.Darling I’m In Love But

And if I’m elected President I promise to do my best to get confused and wake up all full of a mess and what was we talking about anyway

Darling I’m in love but
Darling I’m in love but
It’s with your alter ego
It’s with your pet beagle

Darling I’m in love but
Darling I’m in love but
It’s with your best friend
It’s with you Aunt Gwen


Darling I’m in love but
Darling I’m in love but
It’s with your money
It’s with your Sister Jenny

4.How Do You Like My Pet ?

Can my tyrannosaurus rex come in your house
Can my tyrannosaurus rex come in your house
I know he’s not small like your pet mouse
Can my tyrannosaurus rex come in your house

Can my tyrannosaurus rex play in your swimming pool
Can my tyrannosaurus rex play in your swimming pool
He’s not small, no he’s really huge
Can my tyrannosaurus rex play in your swimming pool

& can my tyrannosaurus rex eat dinner with you
Can my tyrannosaurus rex eat dinner with you
Can my tyrannosaurus rex-You know doesn’t eat a little, he eats a ton of food
Can my tyrannosaurus rex eat dinner with you

Can my tyrannosaurus rex come in your house
How about my pet Cyclops
5. Kurt Cobain

1.Kurt Cobain
What a shame
He threw his life
Down the drain

2.Was he insane
From fortune and fame
Or was it too much
Drugs,heroin and cocaine ?

3.I don't know
What's the blame
But he's dead
He shot himself in the brain

6. Worst Pie

Darling I love you,I really care
My feelings for you are more than rare
I went to the store and guess what I did buy

Chorus:
It's a peppermint rasberry butterscotch pie
Sicks around and gathers flies
Makes you puke and want to die
Hit your neighbor in the eye
With a peppermint rasberry butterscotch pie

Step right up to the refrigerator
Look inside the door
There's something there that's been there for years
To open the package would give me tears
I don't know if it's got mold
but it's really really really old


7. It was Late one December night
When My Dad saw a real bright red light
So he thought it just might
Be a reindeer in flight
So he pull out his gun
And he bagged him one

We’re gonna have a venison Christmas this year
Rudolph on the grill
We’re gonna have a venison Christmas this year
You can come on over too

Well some people like to eat turkey
And some people like to eat ham
Some people like beef jerky
And some people like eat spam
I don’t know what your serving
But we’re having venison

Fred: Wait a minute ! Just 7 lyrics ?

Sam: Well you know even the gnomes are no longer on strike they can only work part time because or the Christmas rush. Santa was a little short on help I mean Elfs are kind of short to begin with but this year they are shorter for some reason ?

Announcer:We interrupt this discussion between Fred and Sam to bring you more lyrics:

8.Police Rap

Start out the scene of the crime
He robbed –He robbed the bank
He took off with the money
To his hide away
We know-we know you in there
Come out with your hands in the air
We know-we know you in there
Come out with your hands in the air
The Police are everywhere
The Police are everywhere
The Police are everywhere
The Police are everywhere

They know who you are
They know what your doing
They know where they are
They know what your doing
The Police are everywhere
The Police are everywhere
The Police are everywhere
The Police are everywhere

Put your hands down
Put your hands down
They’re the FBI
They’re the CIA
They bugged your apartment
And they got you in their computer
The Police are everywhere
The Police are everywhere
The Police are everywhere
The Police are everywhere





9. Vote for Me/It’s a Joke

This song was inspired by a friend of mine who used to work at hidden treasures and hired me to perform there a couple of times. Well one time while performing there we were talking about running for Mayor or President and he said if you ran you could always say it was a joke.


Vote for me/It's a joke
I would rather/Be the Pope
If I have to/I'll drink Coke
Hey I'm desperate/I need the job I'm broke

Vote for me/It's a joke
I'll take a bath/And use real soap
Comb my hair/Real nice
So what if/I've got lice

And if I'm elected President
I won't do anything
Just sit around and collect the money
Invite my friends over to play poker
And tell jokes that are funny

Vote for me/It's a joke
Famous people/I misquote
Tell you that/It's all true
Vote for me/Be a fool

Vote for me/It's a joke
I don't care/If you smoke
I don't care/If you choke
Just before you die/Make sure you vote

THIS IS FOLLOWED BY A RIFF on the guitar that gets louder,higher and faster until it ends and I act like I'm pushing a button and then I blow the KAZOO and say:What button did I push ?





10.Punk Rock In The White House

In the news today there was a disturbance at the white house
It seems the neighbors were complaining about the noise they heard
It was coming from the place where they have all the parties
And the police drove up there to check it out

They had Punk Rock in the Whitehouse
Punk Rock in the Whitehouse
Punk Rock in the Whitehouse
Punk Rock in the Whitehouse





Well you know when the police got inside they saw the President had a Mohawk
The Vice President had tattoos on both his arms
The President’s wife was wearing a leather jacket
They were all getting down to the sound of the clash and the ramones

They had Punk Rock in the white house
Punk Rock in the Whitehouse
Punk Rock in the Whitehouse
Punk Rock in the Whitehouse

Well if I’m elected President you know what I mean
Things got to be a little different yeah we’ve got to change some things
One things for certain I’d like to state
We need some new music that old music’s out of date

We need Punk Rock in the white house
Punk Rock in the Whitehouse
Punk Rock in the Whitehouse
Punk Rock in the Whitehouse

11. Love, Love, Love

You turn on the radio
You flip the switch
You think you're going to hear a good song
But what you hear
Sounds just like this
Hey buddy were you wrong

Cause it's:
(High Voice)
I love you
You love me
Love love Love love
Love love Love love
Love love Love love
Love
Pop song
Top 4orty

Well it's just 2 chords
And sometimes
The singer gets off key
But everyone buys it
Anyhow
Ain't that strange indeed

Cause it's:
(High Voice)
I love you
You love me
Love love Love love
Love love Love love
Love love
Hey did I say love
Well I meant love
Love love Love love
Love love Love love
Love
Pop song
Top 4orty

Well later on
When the singer gets
(You know)real old
Well they don't forget about him
They bring him back
To do alot of reunion shows

And it's:
(High Voice)
I love you
You love me
Love love Love love
Love love Love love
Love love Love~~~
Everybody now
Love love Love love
Love love Love love
Love love Love love
Love love
Pop song
Top 4orty

Well even later
After the singer's dead
And you don't hear that song anymore
Then some new singer comes along
And they like it
And they decide to record

And it's:
(Low Voice now)
I love you
You love me
Love love Love love
Love love Love love
Love
Pop song
Top 4orty

12. The Sky is Dead

Ah this next song is kind of serious it’s about the end times.
I don’t think we have to worry about it yet but it might happen and I was reading revelation and that’s where I got the idea for this song.

The sky is dead
The sky is dead
The sun turn blood red
The sky is dead
The moon was
Blotted out
The sky is dead
The sky is dead
The skyyyyyyyyyyyy
Is dead

The stars
All left their spots
The sky is dead
The sky is dead
And the clouds
All rolled up like a scroll
The sky is dead
The sky is dead
The skyyyyyyyyyyyy
Is dead

The locust
Have all ate the crops
And the water
Turn to blood
The sky is dead
The sky is dead
The skyyyyyyyyyyyy
Is dead

13. It’s Hell

It' real hot fire and brimstone
Everyone cries and gnashes their teeth
Do you really want to go there?
Do you really want to go there?
Do you really want to go there?
It's Hell!

No one's really got to go there unless they don't want God
To take away their sins that's why Jesus died
Do you really want to go there?
Do you really want to go there?
Do you really want to go there?
It's Hell!

Alot people say Hell is a cool place to go
But how would they know they've never been there
Do you really want to go there?
Do you really want to go there?
Do you really want to go there?
It's Hell!

I didn't really write this song no it came to me in a dream
Maybe God was trying to say hey wake up I'm not sure
Do you really want to go there?
Do you really want to go there?
Do you really want to go there?
It's Hell!

14. There’s Still Hope

Well I just want to say those last 2 songs were kind of scary but I did want to remind people about the great thing that's going to happen that Jesus is coming back and um also that God loves us
and doesn't want any to perish but that all people would come to the knowledge of the truth of him and repent and get saved and become born again. There's hope for anyone that really wants to come to the Lord, they could and also you know God loves you.


15. Pizza

Well back to humor again and here we are and I just wanted to say you should come down and we're gonna have a pizza party and you can Vote for Me and Elect me as your President and endorse me at this pizza party and I'm gonna sing a song about the pizza party

Pizza, pizza, pizza
I want a piece of pizza
Anchovies and pineapple on your pizza
I said pizza, pizza, pizza
Some people want peace, I want pizza
Spinach and broccoli on your pizza
Ice cream and cake on my pizza
Oh no ! Don’t puke on my pizza
Don’t you just love pizza
Pizza, anchovy, pizza
How about a wig on your pizza
How about pork and pretzels on your pizza
Some new dressing for salad on your pizza
Maybe French or salad thousand island dressing on your pizza
Make hamburgers with cheese on your pizza
Pizza, pizza, pizza

16. Baby

If you want to be my baby then your gonna be my baby
And if your gonna be my baby than you should
And if you would be my baby than you could be my baby
And if you could be my baby that would be good

But if you said maybe you don’t mean baby
And baby that ain’t no good
Cause when I say baby I don’t mean maybe
Hey baby is that understood

There’s a lot things in this life that just don’t look right
And they don’t look like they should
If your gonna buy the water make sure it’s safe water
And if your gonna buy a car look under the hood

Say if you want to be my baby then your gonna be my baby
And if your gonna be my baby than you should
But if you said maybe you don’t mean baby
Hey baby is that understood

There’s a lot things in this life, just don’t look right
Don’t look like they should
So if you want to be my baby then you oughta be my baby
And if you oughta be my baby that be good

But when I say baby I don’t mean maybe
Hey baby is that understood

17 Blunt

Why don’t you come over anymore?
Why do you stay away?
Why did you change your phone number?
Just cause I called you 50 million times each day

Why don’t you like my new suit?
Hey it’s designed in plaid
Don’t you like the new colon I’m wearing?
It smells like garlic the latest fad

Why did you put sharks in the swimming pool?
Why did you try to make me drown?
Why did you write all across the sky:
Hey honey I don’t want you around?

Hey it’s a mystery to me
Hey I don’t even understand
Are you saying you really hate me?
Or are you saying you really think I’m grand?

18.Vote for Me/It’s a Joke again’

Hey now when you go and vote I want you
Your Brainwashed
I am brainwashing you on this tape
You must vote for Art Paul Schlosser
Say it with me
Art Paul Schlosser
Art Paul Schlosser
Art Paul Schlosser
Art Paul Schlosser
Art Paul Schlosser
Are you brainwashed ?
Now go and vote
Remember
Art Paul Schlosser
Art Paul Schlosser
Your brainwashed
You must vote for me


19. Misery Loves Company

1.What are you doing tonight ?
Whatever it is I guess, it's alright
Cause I learned along time ago not to fight
Especially with a woman with a knife

Chorus:And I still love you dear
Though we've been going out for 16 million years
Oh your ugly,you sing bad,you wear a wig and drink beer
I've got worts,I stink,I'm blind,deaf and I can't hear
So I guess that we belong together
Cause realisticly you and me couldn't find anyone other
Oh I'll stick to you,you stick to me
Cause you know misery loves company

2.And if you ever decide to leave me
Well you know your just gonna grieve me
Oh it's not that I really love you
It's just that once your gone there will be no one to argue

20. In an Echoe of a Moment

In a echoe echoe echoe
Of a moment moment
In a moment of a moment
In a glimmer glimmer glimmer
Of a rhyme rhyme rhyme rhyme
I was I was thinking thinking thinking of the future
And I never never never saw the sign sign sign
Though though though though I wanted I wanted to be o o o open
And my feeling feeling feelings they we’re fine fine fine fine
I just never read read read read the letter letter letter
Though I said I said I would would would
In time time time
Tic tic tic tic tic push
Now the life life gate life life gate is closing closing closing
And the church bells they do chime ding ding ding chime
And all the hoping all the hoping all the hoping
And all the dreaming dreaming dreaming
It just never pays never pays never pays to pine pine pine
I could reason I could reason with your senses I could reason with your senses
If I hadn’t been if I hadn’t been so blind if I hadn’t been so blind
But it never pays expenses never never never never pays expenses
If you work work work on on on borrowed time time time time
Tic tic tic tic tic …
So tic tic tic …
So So So I thought I pay a nickel
I thought I pay a nickel for every single dime that I paid me a quarter for a dollar of my mind
No of your mind
No of my mind
Okay let me read this again
So I thought I pay a nickel for every single dime that you pay me a quarter for a dollar of my mind
So I thought I pay a nickel for every single dime that you pay me a quarter for a dollar of my mind
You would have you would have about a dozen you would have about a dozen
Not to mention all twine
That it took for me to reach you reach you reach you
When I had to clible and climb and climb and climb and climb and climb and climb
Now I know the day is over and I see it in the sign
Of the sun that is setting of the love we left behind
So I only say this one thing though I know it isn’t mine
That love is more than just a moment
It is a growing vine
Love is more than just a moment
It is a growing vine
Love is more than just a moment
It is a growing vine vine vine

21. You Draw Snakes Your way and I’ll Drawn Snakes my way


1.You draw snakes your way and I'll draw them my way
You may think mine are weird,I think they're okay
It doesn't really matter I can't hear what you say
You draw snakes your way and I'll draw them my way

2.You know there are alot of different cars that fly by the highway
Or humans eat pizza,horses eat hay
There's alot of different fish that swim in the bay
You draw snakes your way and I'll draw them my way

(I recently wrote one more verse to this)
3.Not everbody agrees on everything
A fact is a fact and an opinion is an opinion
You may not like the way I sing
Well you draw snakes your way and I'll draw them my way



22. Techno Ravioli


Techno
Techno
Techno-rave
T-techno-rave
T-techno-rave
Techno

Does your
Does your Mother
Does your Mother know
Does your Mother know
Does your Mother
Does your Mother know you’re here
Does your Mother know
Does your Mother know you’re here
Do you know

This
This is the President
This is the President of the United States
This is the President of
This is the President of the United States

Techno
Techno Ravioli
Tech
Techno
Techno Ravioli
Ravioli
With techno shots
Techno –rave
Ravioli with techno shots

Does your Mother
Does your Mother hear
Do you know
Do you know
Do you hear
Does your Mother hear
Do you know
Do you know if you hear

This is a pretzel with a dent from a heavy slate
This is a pretzel with a dent from a heavy slate

What are you doing ?

23. Free Speech

1.I'd like to tell you a word or two about my faith
I don't want to be angry, no I don't want to hate
But if you say free speech, yeah that's what you teach
Then how come every time I say Jesus, you say don't preach

Chorus: Freedom !
Freedom !
Freedom everywhere !
Some people want the freedom so they can swear
Freedom !
Freedom !
I want it to !
I want to freedom to say Jesus loves you

2.And now you know just where I stand
So you can go ahead and arrest me Mr. Policeman
Put me in jail, there to rot
Still I want the freedom to believe in God

24. I Don’t Have To Swear

Chorus:I don't have to swear to prove I'm cool
Maybe you care, maybe you don't want to
Hey, I'm here and I'm rapping for you
But I don't have to swear to prove I'm cool

1.Fellows say
And the woman
I'm not okay
Because I'm not cursing
Hey, that's alright
It don't bother me
Day or night
I'm still happy
I'm not trying to be like them
I don't need to swear to have friends

2.You may scream and you may shout
But what person will control their mouth?
Be concerned with what others hear
Speak wise and prudent words

25.Big Toes

You maybe wondering why I like you
Yeah you may want to know
Well it’s not cause of your hair
Or you eyes that glow
No it’s not cause your rich
I know you got a lot of dough
Well you know the real reason is
You’ve got big toes

Big toes, big toes, big toes, big toes
My Baby she’s got real big toes
Kazoo
My Baby she’s got real big toes

Well there’s a lot of women out there
That really put on a show
Some can dance
You know and some can do tricks with a yoyo
Some they like to dress up
And some they play Rock N Roll
But none compare to my women
She’s got big toes




26. Needs More Money

Needs more money
Needs more money
Our government it needs more money
Hey this ain’t silly
I’m not trying to be funny
Our government it needs more money

Pass around the hat
We’ll put some in
Still it won’t save congress from their sin

Needs more money
Needs more money
Our government it needs more money
I’d like to take you out
But I can’t honey
Cause our government it needs more money

Hey they were gonna
reduce the budget
But instead they decided to double it

Needs more money
Needs more money
Our government it needs more money
Maybe we should ask
The Easter Bunny
Cause our government it needs more money

Well the new administration
Has the solution
To help stop all of the pollution
And to reduce the budget
Here’s a fact
We need a gas guzzling tax

Needs more money
Needs more money
Our government it needs more money
I’m not complaining
About the economy
But our government it needs more money

Well I’ll do my best
And you do what you can
Maybe the government will do something
But if it don’t
Or if it do
They’ll still figure a way of taxing you

Needs more money
Needs more money
Our government it needs more money
You know
I ain’t no dummy
Our government it needs more money

Well pretty soon
They’re gonna have
An election
There’s a lot of
Good choices
For tax collection

There’s Republicans
Democrats
And those independent Candidates
Well it once
Was said
The only good candidate is one that’s dead

Needs more money
Needs more money
Our government it needs more money
I just heard
Dracula’s running
Our government it needs more money

Kazoo

Maybe we should vote
For Abraham Lincoln
For our government it needs more thinking

27. I’m Blue Ahoo Ahoo Ahoo

I'm blue ahoo ahoo ahoo ahoo ahoo
You know it's true ahoo ahoo ahoo ahoo ahoo
I'm blue ahoo ahoo ahoo ahoo ahoo
Don’t know what I’m gonna do
It’s cause of you
I'm blue ahoo ahoo ahoo ahoo ahoo

(then there is alot of different weird crying sounds)

You know the other day I went to the Zoo
You know all those monkeys running around they reminded me of you
Yeah I’m blue
I’m really blue
Don’t know what I’ll do
It’s cause of your

I said I’m blue ahoo ahoo ahoo ahoo ahoo
Don't know what I'll do ahoo ahoo ahoo ahoo ahoo
I'm blue ahoo ahoo ahoo ahoo ahoo
It's cause of you
Don't know what I'll do
I'm blue ahoo ahoo ahoo ahoo ahoo

28. John Chapter 9

Disciple:
Master who sinned
This man or his parents
That he was born blind ?

Jesus:
No one sinned
This man or his parents
But this happened that the work of God may be revealed through him

Narrator:
At this Jesus took clay and spat on it
Anointed the blind man's eye with it
Told him to go wash in the pool translated sent
The blind man washed and came back seeing

Neighbor 1:
Is this the man we new that was born blind ?

Neighbor 2:
No that's not the man that we knew that was born blind

Neighbor 3:
It looks like the man that we knew that was born blind

Blind Man:
I am him
I was blind
And now I see

Narrator:
They took him to the Pharisees and the Pharisees ask him

Pharisees:
How are you able to see ?

Blind Man:
Jesus anointed my eyes with clay
I washed in the pool and came back seeing

Narrator:
Well the Pharisees asked his parents

Pharisees:
Is this your boy that was born blind ?

The Parents:
Oh he is our boy and
you know that was blind
but how he is able to see we do not know
Why don't you ask him yourself
You know he is of age

Narrator:
This they said so they wouldn't be kick out of the temple
The Pharisees went back to the blind man

Pharisees:
How are you able to see ?

Blind Man:
I told you once what-what you want to be his disciples ?

Pharisees:
You are his disciples
We are disciples of Moses
We know where Moses came from
Where this guy came from we do not know

Blind Man:
That's interesting
You don't even know where he came from
Since the beginning of time no ones been able to heal a man born blind
If he was not of God he could do nothing

Narrator:
The Pharasees said to him

Pharisees:
You have been steep in sin since the very day your were born
How dare you lecture us

Narrator :
They kicked him out of the temple
Jesus heard that they had kick him out of the temple
Jesus came to him

Jesus:
Do you believe in the Messiah

Blind Man:
Who is he Lord that I may believe in him

Jesus:
I Jesus am the Messiah
The one your now talking to
For judgement I have come into the world
That those who are blind may be able to see
And those who see may become blind
Let them that have ears hear

Narrator:
The Pharisees that were traveling with Jesus ask him

Pharisees traveling with Jesus:
Are you saying that we are blind also

Jesus:
If you were Blind

Narrator:
Jesus said

Jesus:
You'd be inocent
But now that you say you can see you guilt remains
Do you believe in the Messiah ?

Us:
Who is he Lord that we may believe in him

Jesus:
I Jesus am the Messiah
The one who is to come


29.That’s Right

I'm white
That's right
I'm white
That's right

Now maybe some of you
Have decided to
Close your ears
Cause the words that you hear
You Don't think
A guy like me
Who you think sticks
Can rap so keen
Well I'm not trying
To be so cool
But I be lying
If I said that you
Knew exactly
What your talking about
The fact is
That I doubt
That anyone
Who is staring at my skin
Would be the one
Who'd like my rapping

That's right
I'm white
That's right
I'm white
That's right
I'm white
That's right
I'm white

Well I'll keep the faith
And not give up
Even though prejudice
Is not love
Now hold back
And think about it
I don't do crack
But I doubt it
That you could
understand
If you have to see
The color of my hand
before
you let me rap
You know prejudice
It's a laugh
Ha ha ha ha

That's right
I'm white
That's right
I'm white
That's right
I'm white
That's right
I'm white
Ha ha ha ha

29. John Chapter 9



30. Be My Friend

I like ice cream
I like cake
And I'd like you to be my friend

I'm not very good
At philosophy
But one thing I know is let's be friends

I'm not a politician
I'm not running for office
But still I say we need friends
And if this whole world
Would throw down their weapons
Turn the other cheek and be friends

Well maybe this world
Would be a better place
There'd be no war or violence , we'd be friends

You don't have to be
So highly political
All you really need is to be friends

And if this poem
Never sells a million copies
Still I say lets be friends

Cause you don't need to be
A big time celebrity
To realize that you need friends

I like ice cream
I like cake
And I'd like you to be my friend


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