"Alan West Brockman is to songwriting as Michael Jordan is to football", Rolling Stone.
"Alan West Brockman changed my life. I once was lost, but now I'm found", Michael Jackson.
"I don't have shite on Alan West Brockman", Bob Dylan.
That's right folks, Alan West Brockman has changed the lives of many who've had the opportunity to hear his often brash, sometimes rash, thought provoking stylistically verbose writing. The man has an ability to write music that often sets people into convulsions because of all of the tingling sensations felt in their spines. Hold onto your steering wheel, buckle that seat belt, and ease off that brake before listening to this man's music. I must stop writing, because no words can explain the euphoria felt when listening to "Bullshit, Ballads, & Beer Drinkin'".