Beatnik Turtle | The Cheapass Album

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The Cheapass Album

by Beatnik Turtle

The most Cheapass album ever. Includes the track "Were All These Beer Cans Here Last Night."
Genre: Pop: Quirky
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  Song Share Time Download
1. Get Out!
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2:55 $0.99
2. Were All These Beer Cans Here Last Night?
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3:21 $0.99
3. Don't You Give Up (You Can Do It)
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3:12 $0.99
4. Freeloader
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3:13 $0.99
5. Cube Farm
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2:03 $0.99
6. Beat People Up
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3:11 $0.99
7. My Way or The Highway
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2:45 $0.99
8. Kill Dr. Lucky
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3:17 $0.99
9. The Final Ride
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2:14 $0.99
10. Cheapass (Theme to Cheapass Games)
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2:20 $0.99
11. Falling/-- Double-Secret Song: Nothing Beats Rock --
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11:01 $0.99
Available as MP3, MP3 320, and FLAC files.


Album Notes

"...probably the most surprising game-related item I've
seen this year."
-Erik Arneson,

The Cheapass Album is Beatnik Turtle's third and most cheapass album ever! Filled with songs about or inspired by the off-beat, quirky board and card games of Cheapass Games.

Cheapass Games classics such as Button Men, Get Out!, Freeloader, and Kill Doctor Lucky all get Beatnik Turtle-ized for your listening enjoyment. Although based on games, the songs all stand on their own; each a fun, upbeat track that could easily have found their way on any other Beatnik Turtle album.

This full-length, 11-song album which features cover art by renowned illustrator and comic book writer/artist, Phil Foglio, is perfect as a soundtrack to your "Games Nights" or just rockin' out in your car.

And - if you act now, we'll even include one BONUS "double-secret" track tagged on after the 11th song - yours absolutely free! FREE! Now, how's that for cheap?

Best of all, because it's a Cheapass Games product, we're selling it at Cheapass Games' patented standard games price of $7.50! An incredible, cheapass deal!


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an array of genres singing about games
This album is aimed at the intersection of fans of Cheapass Games and the Beatnik Turtle sound. Songs written and performed in a variety of styles, including the mandatory hidden track, make this a robust visiting of a very specific topic.

It makes for a good soundtrack while playing games which don't provide their own soundtrack.