BUG GUTS- GREAT SPANGLED FRITILLARY (from Real Player)
In one bowl, combine the reverb of spaceships taking
over earth, squeaking doors, and a mouth harp. Set
aside. In a separate bowl, stir Oscar the Grouch
singing schizobilly rap-rock, a computerized weather
report, and Polly Jean Harvey's sultry vocals. Pour
mixtures into blender with chainsaws for blades. Add
equal parts hesher Metal and Primus-brand bass.
Increase speed until mixture splats across the
ceiling. Do not attempt to clean.
- Jennifer Maerz