Album Notes

Champ Is Irreverant...Champ Reads The News Paper...Champ Has A Dirty Little Mind...Champ Spies On You...Champ Is How You Feel When You Cant Feel Anything...Champ Wants...Champ Gives...Champ Bubbles Over...Champ Works(Alot)...Champ Smokes(Alot)...Champ Loves Heineken...And Super Bock!!!
Champ Rocks...Champ Tickles...Champ Eats Meat...And Vegetables!!!
Champ Has Played Music In Mozambique,Portugal,Germany,Acores,Madeira And Spain...Champ Is A Pain In The Ass...Champ Farts...Champ Has Lived In Lisbon,Hollywood,Studio City,Van Nuys,Seattle,Cape Cod,Long Island,Calgary,Espinho And Topanga...Champ Loves To Travel...Champ Has Played Music In Almost Every Bar In Western Canada...Champ Hates Turnips...Champ Is A Web Surfer...Champ Has Played On Many,Many Records...Champs Knows How To Tune Drums...Champ Used To Ride A Bmw Motorcycle...Champ Hates Driving Cars...Champ Is Afraid When Someone Else Is Driving...Champ Hates Microsoft Viruses That They Claim Are O/S's...Champ Is Old School Digitized...Champ Loves Country Music...Champ Calls Out Madonnas Name While Sleeping...Champ Loves Cheese...Champ Hates Movies...Champ Is Not A Chump...Champ Is A Photographer And Paints...Champ Has Left Gear Around The World... Champ Is A Legal Alien...Champ Wears Glasses...Champ Looks Like An Alien...Champ Misses The Families...Champ Has Big Muscles...Champ Used To Be An Athelete...Champ Does Yoga...Champ Reads Lao Se And Bhuddha...Champ Flies (Alot)...Champ Could Beat You In An Arm Wrestle...Champ Plays Drums,Guitar,Bass,Mandolin,Gu-Sheng,Flute,Piano,Harmonica,Trumpet,Percussion And Jews Harp...Champ Rolls Perfect Joints...Champ Loves Old Telecasters...Champ Wears Leather...Champ Hates Recording Studios...Champ Has Made Alot Of Records...Champ Thinks Steven Perkins Is The Best Drummer...Champ Loves The Viola...Champ Sometimes Stinks...Champ Loves Sex Toy Shops...Champ Used To Drive The Tour Bus...Champ Has Had Many Pets...Champ Did Bad Things In London...Champ Has Played In A Reggae Band...Champ Worships Bob Marley Only...Champ Doesnt Believe In Religions...Champ Gets Angry At Whiners...Champ Knows A Guy Named Fubb...Champ Has Read The Koran,The Bible,The New Testiment,The Tora,The Kabbal,The Upanishads,The Vedas,The Bhagavagita,Lord Of The Rings,The Fouth Way And The Eight Fold Lotus Sutras...Champs Favorite Guitarist Is Paco De Lucia...Champs Favorite Bassist Is Jaco Pastorius...Champs Favorite Singers Are Bowie And Johnny Cash...Champ Wears Many Hats At Once...Champ Hates To Be Cold!!

Oh Yeah,Champ Isnt Real...Just A Figment Of A Sick And Twisted Mind!!!!