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"Choagie" Graham : The Demented Ramblings of Young "Choagie" Graham
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When David Graham was nine years old, he developed an alter-ego known as "Choagie" and recorded his mainly-incoherent ramblings on the family tape recorder.
Genre: Spoken Word: Novelty
Release Date: 2008
The Demented Ramblings of Young "Choagie" Graham Record Label: Worst Kitchen
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Preview Song Name Time Format Price Select
Helluva Dumb Day 0:41 $0.99
Intro (with Hair Pulling) 0:11 $0.99
You Never Looked So Good 1:20 $0.99
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star 1:58 $0.99
Sing and Celebrate 1:08 $0.99
Any Friend of the Father 2:24 $0.99
Mary Had a Little Lamb 0:57 $0.99
Hallelujah (or Something) 2:37 $0.99
Repeated Attempts to Sing 3:16 $0.99
Drug Song by Warren Extrada 2:08 $0.99
Human Trumpeting 0:28 $0.99
KGRW Station ID and Aretha Franklin 0:20 $0.99
Thrilling Days of Yesteryear 0:56 $0.99
Human Electric Guitar Gets Gonged 1:11 $0.99
Breathy War Veteran and Pollack Joke 1:12 $0.99
Into the Land of Nowhere 0:59 $0.99
Superman Breaks a Window 2:25 $0.99
Superman Meets Benji 1:11 $0.99
Choagie Impersonates Nini 0:34 $0.99
Buddy Holly Sings, Superman Damages Train 1:49 $0.99
More Incoherence 1:56 $0.99
Date Stamp 1:28 $0.99
Witch of God\'s Death 2:37 $0.99
Superman Battles the Wicked Witch 2:19 $0.99
Interview with Mary Ellen 1:34 $0.99
Ruffle, an Addled Spokesman for the President 0:35 $0.99
Nini Waters the Witch 1:52 $0.99
The Exciting World of TV 40 1:19 $0.99
Swingin\' ABCs 0:22 $0.99
Cats\' Rights 1:44 $0.99
Closing Credits 0:42 $0.99
Don\'t Miss The Next David Graham Recording 0:36 $0.99
Bob Montgovern Takes Over 2:42 $0.99
Stop Using the Word Stuck Up 0:37 $0.99
Look Down At the Tape 1:00 $0.99
Interview with a Boy 1:02 $0.99
After the Click 0:49 $0.99
Just Peachy 0:08 $0.99
Petering Out 0:25 $0.99
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Album Notes

Decades later, the results are available to the masses. After Christian spirituals sung with his aunt and little sister "Nini", Choagie's radio personality, Bob Montgovern, hosts skits in which Superman breaks windows and damages trains, and then attempts to avoid compensating owners by telling them he has to go fight crime (later to battle the "Witch of God's Death"); a young boy advocates for cats' rights; presidential spokesmen can't handle stress; and out-of-breath war veterans segue into Polish jokes. On "Drug Song by Warren Extrada", young Choagie sings: "Oh, cocaine, dope and joints/Nothing's wrong with them when I smoke them, eat them, drink them/Nothing happens to me when I do anything with them/ It causes problems for other people but I feel better then."

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