My name is Chris Valenti .I like music. I like football. I like skiiing. I like reading but less than music. I like swimming more than reading but less than football. I like football more than reading and swimming put together but less than one third of music and football times half as much as skiing and swimming minus two. I like reading more than golfing but less than half as much as skiing and archery with a remainder of two. I like the number 7. I like pie but pie are squared.I dance to infinity plus one. I am a remainder. Plus one. I bought one walkie talkie. I play guitar for the hearing impaired.
"Chris Valenti is a very melodic, eclectic guy. You'll
hear right away that he has solid pop chops. His
sound is uniquely, gloriously normal and comfortable -
and yet I can't think of anyone specifically who
sounds like his songs or his voice.
These are flat-out solid songs that ARE about the
stuff they SEEM to be about. They cover a wide range
of styles and subject matter, humor and emotion, and
best of all they are pure in their lack of qualms.
Just the opposite of all that
damaged-goods-so-worship-me, Jessie's-Girl type of
restraining order crap."
Well, there you have it.