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Country Redneck Ring Tones, Jokes, Alarms, Movie Sound Effects

by Comedy Ringtones, Text Alerts & Messages

99 Royalty Free Ringtones for those those who need a good laugh. Funny text alerts, mesages, alarms, and jokes. Please dont take offense to anything, these are all for fun. We insult everyone, equal opportunity joke victims.
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1. Ringtone, Faggot Lickin Balls Mofo, Redneck Midget
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2. Alarm Alert, Wake Up Gimme Some Lovin
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3. Alarm, Quit Snoring Wake Up Mofo
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4. Ringtone, Her Royal Heiness, Luxury
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5. Ringtone, Nascar, You Might Be a Redneck, Midget
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6. Osama Bin Ladin Mofo
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7. Ringtone, Asshole on Phone, Redneck Midget
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8. Ringtone, Dont Keep Momma Waitin, Redneck Midget
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9. Ringtone, Jed Clampit's Daughter, Granny on Her Knees, Redneck Midget
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10. Ringtone, Auctioneer, Redneck Midget
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11. Ringtone, Dont Give a Fuk, Redneck Midget
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12. Ringtone, Alarm, U Feel Happy, Then Suck My Cock
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13. Alarm, Wake Up Mofo, Country Midget
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14. Ringtone, Baby Pick Up, Redneck Midget
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15. Ringtone, Dumbasses Everywhere 2, Redneck Midget
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16. Ringtone, Blue Eyes, Redneck Midget
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17. Ringtone, Booty Call Twice as Much, Redneck Midget.
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18. Ringtone, Callin From the Trailer Park, Redneck Midget
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19. Ringtone, Dale Earnhardt, Redneck Midget
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20. Ringtone, Daughter On Phone, Hope Shes Not a Stripper, Redneck Midget.
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21. Ringtone, Kkk Wizard Lynch Mob
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22. Ringtone, Douche Bag on Phone Mofo, Redneck Midget
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23. Ringtone, Dildo in the Mail, Redneck Midget
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24. Ringtone, Dont Look Now, Redneck Midget
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25. Ringtone, Dreamt of Prison, Finger in Ass, Alert
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26. Ringtone, Dumbasses Everywhere, Redneck Midget
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27. Ringtone, Answer Already, Redneck Midget
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28. Ringtone, Feel Like Makin Love, Redneck Midget, Message, Alert, Alarm
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29. Ringtone, Fkn Jews Harp, Text Alert, Alarm, Redneck Midget
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30. Ringtone, Fuk Him, Redneck Midget
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31. Ringtone, Girl is Calling, Redneck Midget
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32. Ringtone, God Bless America, Redneck Midget
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33. Ringtone, Hell Yeah, Redneck Midget Message
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34. Ringtone, Hey Man, Redneck Midget
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35. Ringtone, Hey Now, Pick Up, Gay Redneck Midget
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36. Ringtone, All the Way To Voicemail, English Midget
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37. Ringtone, Howdy, Redneck Midget
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38. Ringtone, Are Those Spurs, Redneck Midget
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39. Ringtone, I Like That Girl, Gay Redneck Midget
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40. Ringtone, If U Hurry, Redneck Midget
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41. Ringtone, In Your Pocket, Pick Up Redneck Midget
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42. Ringtone, Inlaws Calling, Dont Answer, Redneck Midget
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43. Ringtone, Inlaws, Dont Answer, Redneck Midget
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44. Ringtone, Jed Gets Teabagged, Redneck Midget
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45. Ringtone, Jed Sucked My Cock, Redneck Midget
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46. Ringtone, Jed Sucked My Dick, Redneck Midget
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47. Ringtone, Life Is Like a Buncha Phone Calls 2, Redneck Midget
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48. Ringtone, Life Is Like a Buncha Phone Calls, Redneck Midget
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49. Ringtone, Meet My Wife and My Sheep, Redneck Midget.
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50. Ringtone, Military Man on Phone
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51. Ringtone, Milli Vanilli Mofos, Redneck Midget.
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52. Ringtone, My Cock, Redneck Midget
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53. Ringtone, New England Patriots Can Kiss My Ass, Text Alert, Alarm, Redneck Midget
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54. Ringtone, On Day This Girl's Gonna Love Me, Redneck Midget.
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55. Ringtone, Once I Had a Wife, Redneck Midget
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56. Ringtone, Pass That Joint This Way, Redneck Midget
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57. Ringtone, Pass That Sht, Redneck Midget
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58. Ringtone, Pass the Bong, Redneck Midget
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59. Ringtone, Phone Call for the Queen
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60. Ringtone, Pick It Up, Redneck Midget
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61. Ringtone, Pop a Cap, Redneck Midget
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62. Ringtone, Pussy Ass Yankees, Redneck Midget
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63. Ringtone, Pussy Gettin Cold Hurry Up, Redneck Midget
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64. Ringtone, Ricky Martin is Gay, Redneck Midget
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65. Ringtone, Scary Dont Pick Up, Redneck Midget
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66. Ringtone, Sexy Momma, Redneck Midget
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67. Ringtone, Sideways Pussies, Redneck Midget
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68. Ringtone, Sister on Phone, Redneck Midget
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69. Ringtone, Soldier on the Phone, Respect
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70. Ringtone, Spank Ya, Message, Alert, Alarm
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71. Ringtone, Squeal Like a Pig Faggot, Redneck Midget
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72. Ringtone, Strum My Banjo, Redneck Midget
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73. Ringtone, Suck My Cock Mofo, Redneck Midget
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74. Ringtone, the King, Gentleman Lord
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75. Ringtone, White Power
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76. Ringtone, Think About It, Redneck Midget
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77. Ringtone, This Is Your Phone, Redneck Midget
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78. Ringtone, U Cant Play My Fkn Banjo Bitch, Redneck Midget
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79. Ringtone, Osama Sux, Redneck Midget
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80. Ringtone, Warning Mofo on the Phone
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81. Ringtone, Weird Phone Call, Redneck Midget
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82. Ringtone, What In Your Pocket, Happy To See Me,redneck Midget
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83. Ringtone, Whatever Comes To Your Mind, Gay Redneck Midget
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84. Ringtone, Who Is It, Redneck Midget
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85. Ringtone, Wife on the Phone, Redneck Midget
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86. Ringtone, Your Majesty on the Phone, Gentleman
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87. Ringtone, Yee Mthrfkn Haw, Text Alert, Alarmredneck Midget
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88. Ringtone, Yeehaw Mofo, Redneck Midget
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89. Ringtone, You Dont Know Me, Redneck Midget
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90. Ringtone, Your Girl on Phone 2, Redneck Midget
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91. Ringtone, Your Girl on Phone, Redneck Midget
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92. Ringtone, Girl Getting Phone Call, Redneck Midget
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93. Text Alert, Blues Harmonica, Country Midget
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94. Text Alert, I'll Be Damned, Redneck Midget
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95. Text Alert, Redneck Midget Ringtone, Alarm, Message
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96. Text Alert, Redneck Midget
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97. Text Alert, U Have Mthrfkn Text, Redneck Midget
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98. Text Alert, U Have Text Bitch, Redneck Midget
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99. Voice Mail, Country Midget
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99 Royalty Free Ringtones for those those who need a good laugh. Funny text alerts, mesages, alarms, and jokes. Please dont take offense to anything, these are all for fun. We insult everyone, equal opportunity joke victims.


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