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Comedy Ringtones, Text Alerts, Alarms, Funny Messages : Funny Ring Tones, Phone Humor, Jokes, Comments
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Hilarious ringtones, text alerts, and wake up alarms. Raunchy, Funny, and Rude messages for any occasion. Great warning alerts and ridiculous messages to send to friends. Way more fun than typical boring ring tones. Amazing variety, low price!
Genre: Spoken Word: Comedy
Release Date: 2010
Funny Ring Tones, Phone Humor, Jokes, Comments
Comedy Ringtones, Text Alerts, Alarms, Funny Messages
Record Label: Comedy Ringtone Factory
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1. Barry Bonds Looking For Steroids, Ringtone, Text Alert, Sports Alarm 0:09 + MP3 $0.99
2. Dude I Got Drunk, Ringtone, Prank Call, Alarm 0:26 + MP3 $0.99
3. Text Alert Sexy 0:11 + MP3 $0.99
4. 20 Minute Phone Call, Dont Get It, Ringtone 0:17 + MP3 $0.99
5. Wake Up Mofo, Dinosnore Alarm 0:17 + MP3 $0.99
6. Baby Pick Up, Gay Midget, Ringtone 0:29 + MP3 $0.99
7. Do I Look Like a Terrorist, Explosion Ringtone 0:33 + MP3 $0.99
8. Boss Man Text Alert 0:10 + MP3 $0.99
9. Your So Sexy 2, Ringtone 0:12 + MP3 $0.99
10. Daughter on Phone, Breaking News, Ringtone 0:15 + MP3 $0.99
11. Pedro Across the Border, Ringtone 0:18 + MP3 $0.99
12. Blackberry Pick Up, Midget Surfer Ringtone, Alarm, Text Alert 0:23 + MP3 $0.99
13. Madonna on the Phone, Ringtone, Prank Call, Alarm 0:20 + MP3 $0.99
14. Gay Latin Gringo Midget, Club Ringtone 0:20 + MP3 $0.99
15. Queen Pick Up, Ringtone Royal 0:31 + MP3 $0.99
16. Gangster Midget Ringtone, Dirty Rat 0:30 + MP3 $0.99
17. Bring Ice Cream 2 Ringtone 0:17 + MP3 $0.99
18. Royal Highness, Ringtone 0:16 + MP3 $0.99
19. Osama and Bush in a Cave, Breaking News, Ringtone, Alert, Alarm 0:30 + MP3 $0.99
20. Bring Ice Cream Baby, Pimp Ringtone 0:15 + MP3 $0.99
21. Casa De Puta, Spanish Strip Club Ringtone 0:08 + MP3 $0.99
22. Dude Pick Up, Ringtone 0:28 + MP3 $0.99
23. Dog For A Walk, Message, Ringtone, Alarm, Text Alert 0:21 + MP3 $0.99
24. Fat Albert, Ringtone, Alarm, Text Alert 0:25 + MP3 $0.99
25. Father on Phone Warning 2, Ringtone 0:10 + MP3 $0.99
26. Father on Phone Warning, Ringtone 0:11 + MP3 $0.99
27. Gangster Ringtone, Dirty Rat 2 0:23 + MP3 $0.99
28. Gangster Ringtone, Dirty Rat 3 0:10 + MP3 $0.99
29. Gay Text Alert 0:11 + MP3 $0.99
30. Hey Girl Pick Up Phone, Ringtone 0:20 + MP3 $0.99
31. Hey Girl, Text Alert 0:08 + MP3 $0.99
32. Honey Do List Calling, Ringtone 0:26 + MP3 $0.99
33. Howard Cosell On Phone, Ringtone Boxing 0:09 + MP3 $0.99
34. Howard Cosell, 4th Quarter To Score, Ringtone Boxing 0:20 + MP3 $0.99
35. Howard Cosell, Daughter On Phone, Ringtone Boxing 0:11 + MP3 $0.99
36. Howard Cosell, Husband On Phone, Ringtone Boxing 0:11 + MP3 $0.99
37. Howard Cosell, Jets Suck Dick, Ringtone Boxing 0:15 + MP3 $0.99
38. Howard Cosell, Wife on Phone, Ringtone Boxing 0:08 + MP3 $0.99
39. Hubby on Phone, Breaking News, Ringtone 0:15 + MP3 $0.99
40. Beep Beep, Midget Ringtone, Alarm, Text Alert 0:28 + MP3 $0.99
41. Inlaws on Phone, Warning, Ringtone 0:19 + MP3 $0.99
42. Dirty Rat Answer, Gangster Ringtone 0:25 + MP3 $0.99
43. Iphone I Got It, Ringtone, Alarm, Text Alert 0:13 + MP3 $0.99
44. Beep Beep, Ringtone, Alarm, Text Alert 0:28 + MP3 $0.99
45. Blackberry Pick Up, Surfer Ringtone, Alarm, Text Alert 0:23 + MP3 $0.99
46. Iphone Pick Up, Ringtone, Alarm, Text Alert 0:20 + MP3 $0.99
47. Iphone Pick Up, Surfer Midget Ringtone, Alarm, Text Alert 0:23 + MP3 $0.99
48. Its 420. Trippy Midget Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:14 + MP3 $0.99
49. Jane On Phone. Breaking News, Ringtone 0:15 + MP3 $0.99
50. Gay Latin Gringo Midget, Ringtone 0:20 + MP3 $0.99
51. Kiss Now 2, Ringtone, Alarm, Text Alert 0:24 + MP3 $0.99
52. Kiss Now 3, Midget Ringtone, Alarm, Text Alert 0:25 + MP3 $0.99
53. Kiss Now 4, Ringtone, Alarm, Text Alert 0:15 + MP3 $0.99
54. Kiss Now 5, Ringtone, Alarm, Text Alert 0:08 + MP3 $0.99
55. Kiss Now, Ringtone, Alarm, Text Alert 0:14 + MP3 $0.99
56. Leche Shake, Spanish Ringtone Club Beat 0:08 + MP3 $0.99
57. Light One Up 420, Ringtone, Alarm, Text Alert 0:24 + MP3 $0.99
58. Mary Jane on Phone Breaking News, Ringtone 0:15 + MP3 $0.99
59. Mary on the Phone, Breaking News, Ringtone 0:15 + MP3 $0.99
60. Mission Impossible Phone Call, Ringtone 0:21 + MP3 $0.99
61. Mom on Phone, Breaking News, Ringtone 0:15 + MP3 $0.99
62. Never Shut The Fuk Up, Indian Midget Ringtone 0:20 + MP3 $0.99
63. Pants Below Ass, Ringtone, Alarm, Alert 0:22 + MP3 $0.99
64. Pick Me Up, Gay Latin News Anchor, Ringtone 0:30 + MP3 $0.99
65. Pick Up Or Else Nigga, Gangsta Ringtone 0:17 + MP3 $0.99
66. Pick Up Your Phone, Gay Midget, Ringtone 0:11 + MP3 $0.99
67. Ring a Ling Explosion, Ringtone, Alarm, Alert 0:20 + MP3 $0.99
68. Rush Limgaugh Ass Out of Closet, Ringtone, Alert, Alarm 0:28 + MP3 $0.99
69. Rush Limgaugh Greedy, Ringtone, Alert, Alarm 0:19 + MP3 $0.99
70. Rush Limgaugh Pop Pills at Strip Club, Alert, Alarm 0:26 + MP3 $0.99
71. Rush Limgaugh Spanks Sara Palins Ass, Ringtone, Alert, Alarm 0:25 + MP3 $0.99
72. Son on Phone, Breaking News, Ringtone 0:15 + MP3 $0.99
73. Text Alert Beautiful, Gay Midget 0:09 + MP3 $0.99
74. Text Alert Low Voice 2 0:06 + MP3 $0.99
75. Text Alert Low Voice 0:08 + MP3 $0.99
76. Text Alert Sexy 2 0:09 + MP3 $0.99
77. Text Alert Silly, Gay Midget 0:09 + MP3 $0.99
78. Text Alert, Breaking News 0:11 + MP3 $0.99
79. Text Alert, Eerie, Scary, Horror Fx 0:10 + MP3 $0.99
80. Text Alert, Scary, Horror Fx 2 0:13 + MP3 $0.99
81. Text Message Dude, Alert 0:06 + MP3 $0.99
82. Text Message Warning 0:06 + MP3 $0.99
83. Timani Roll, Ringtone, Alert, Alarm 0:16 + MP3 $0.99
84. Trance Keyboard Ringtone, Alert, Alarm Trippy 0:16 + MP3 $0.99
85. Urgent Text Message, Corporate Ringtone 0:14 + MP3 $0.99
86. Wake Up Alarm Horse Race Bugle 0:11 + MP3 $0.99
87. Wake Up Alarm Trumpets 0:10 + MP3 $0.99
88. Warning Dont Pick Up 2, Ringtone 0:26 + MP3 $0.99
89. Warning Dont Pick Up, Ringtone 0:19 + MP3 $0.99
90. Who's That Callin, Alien Midget Ringtone, Alarm, Text Alert 0:29 + MP3 $0.99
91. Wife on Phone, Breaking News, Ringtone 0:15 + MP3 $0.99
92. Wife on Phone, Danger, Ringtone 0:26 + MP3 $0.99
93. Wife Warning 2, Ringtone 0:26 + MP3 $0.99
94. Wife Warning 3, Ringtone 0:28 + MP3 $0.99
95. Wife Warning, Ringtone 0:12 + MP3 $0.99
96. Yall Call Back Now Ya Here, Ringtone 0:09 + MP3 $0.99
97. Yo Bro, Text Alert 0:06 + MP3 $0.99
98. You Gotta Call, Redneck Midget Ringtone 0:32 + MP3 $0.99
99. Your So Sexy, Ringtone 0:09 + MP3 $0.99
100. 2012 Redneck Wedding, Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:32 + MP3 $0.99
101. 2012 Run for The Hills, Redneck Midget Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:32 + MP3 $0.99
102. Answer Phone Vampire Scary Ringtone, Alarm, Alert 0:31 + MP3 $0.99
103. Anybody Out There 2, Ringtone, Alarm, Alert 0:30 + MP3 $0.99
104. Anybody Out There, Ringtone, Alarm, Alert 0:28 + MP3 $0.99
105. Asshole Alert, Ringtone Funky Bass 0:24 + MP3 $0.99
106. Asshole on the Phone, Breaking News 0:30 + MP3 $0.99
107. Asshole on the Phone, Funky Ringtone, Text Alert 0:10 + MP3 $0.99
108. Asshole on the Phone, Ringtone, Text Alert 0:08 + MP3 $0.99
109. Balls on Fire Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:32 + MP3 $0.99
110. Blunt Paper, Ringtone, Alarm, Alert 0:24 + MP3 $0.99
111. Check 1 2 3 4. Musician Ringtone, Alarm, Alert 0:27 + MP3 $0.99
112. Crazy Dont Answer, Ringtone, Text Alert 0:16 + MP3 $0.99
113. Crazy Girl Dont Answer, Ringtone, Text Alert 0:15 + MP3 $0.99
114. Crazy Woman Dont Answer, Ringtone, Text Alert 0:15 + MP3 $0.99
115. Ding Dong Mofo, Explosion Ringtone, Alert, Alarm 0:39 + MP3 $0.99
116. Driving Cant Get Phone Message 2 Ringtone, Text Alert 0:13 + MP3 $0.99
117. Driving Cant Get Phone Message Ringtone, Text Alert 0:15 + MP3 $0.99
118. Dumb Ass on Phone Military Ringtone, Text Alert 0:16 + MP3 $0.99
119. Evil Sound Effect, Alert, Alarm, Ringtone, Text 0:42 + MP3 $0.99
120. Ex Husband, Fuk Him, Ringtone 0:19 + MP3 $0.99
121. Ex Husband, Fuk Off, Ringtone 0:20 + MP3 $0.99
122. Ex Husband, Nerd Midget, Ringtone 0:11 + MP3 $0.99
123. Ex Wife Warning 2, Battle Ringtone 0:21 + MP3 $0.99
124. Ex Wife Warning, Ringtone 0:29 + MP3 $0.99
125. Ex Wife, Fuk Her, Ringtone 0:25 + MP3 $0.99
126. Ex Wife, Redneck Ringtone Dont Answer 0:22 + MP3 $0.99
127. Grampa Calling, Ringtone 0:14 + MP3 $0.99
128. Ho Is on the Phone, Midget Pimp Ringtone, Alarm, Alert 0:23 + MP3 $0.99
129. Ho Is on the Phone, Midget Pimps Hip Hop Ringtone, Alarm, Alert 0:23 + MP3 $0.99
130. Indian Midget Pick Up 2, Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:31 + MP3 $0.99
131. Indian Midget Pick Up, Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:18 + MP3 $0.99
132. Indian Taxi Driver, Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:18 + MP3 $0.99
133. Kick Your Ass, Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:19 + MP3 $0.99
134. Kieth Moon Get Together Psa, Peace on Earth, Psa Ringtone, Alarm, Alert 0:17 + MP3 $0.99
135. Kieth Moon Mofo, Peace on Earth, Psa Ringtone, Alarm, Alert 0:22 + MP3 $0.99
136. Kieth Moon Recycle Shit Psa, Peace on Earth, Psa Ringtone, Alarm, Alert 0:18 + MP3 $0.99
137. Lena Horn Calling. Keep It Together Psa, Ringtone, Alarm, Alert 0:23 + MP3 $0.99
138. Military Call to Battle Ringtone Ring Tone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:35 + MP3 $0.99
139. Mom on Phone 2, Pick Up, Ringtone 0:26 + MP3 $0.99
140. Mom on Phone 3, Pick Up, Ringtone 0:18 + MP3 $0.99
141. Mom on Phone, Pick Up, Ringtone 0:20 + MP3 $0.99
142. Nigga Pick Up Phone Ringtone, Alarm, Alert 0:25 + MP3 $0.99
143. Obama and Rush Limbaugh Boyfriends, Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:19 + MP3 $0.99
144. Pass That Joint, Redneck Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:14 + MP3 $0.99
145. Pass That Joint, Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:10 + MP3 $0.99
146. Pass That Shit Bogart, Stoner Ringtone 0:22 + MP3 $0.99
147. Payin By the Minute Honey, Ringtone, Alarm, Alert 0:12 + MP3 $0.99
148. Pick Up Your Phone Mofo, Midget Ringtone 0:11 + MP3 $0.99
149. Pick Up Your Phone Mofo, Scary, Ringtone 0:11 + MP3 $0.99
150. Pissing Off the Bridge, Ringtone, Alarm, Alert 0:20 + MP3 $0.99
151. Press My Buttons 2, Sexy Midget Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:30 + MP3 $0.99
152. Press My Buttons, Sexy Midget Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:39 + MP3 $0.99
153. Prince on the Phone, Royal Ringtone 0:34 + MP3 $0.99
154. Princess on Phone, Ringtone 0:26 + MP3 $0.99
155. Put Beer Down Answer Phone, Redneck Midget Ringtone 0:24 + MP3 $0.99
156. Race Car Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:13 + MP3 $0.99
157. Right Over Here 2, Phone Talking Ringtone 0:30 + MP3 $0.99
158. Right Over Here, Phone Talking Ringtone 0:41 + MP3 $0.99
159. Rin a Fkn Ling, Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:14 + MP3 $0.99
160. Ring a Fkn Ling Bitch, Funky Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:23 + MP3 $0.99
161. Ring a Fkn Ling, Funky Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:14 + MP3 $0.99
162. Secret for Young Lady, Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:26 + MP3 $0.99
163. Secret Nipples, Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:33 + MP3 $0.99
164. Secret, Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:26 + MP3 $0.99
165. Soldier Pick Up Phone, Battle, Ringtone 2, Text Alert, Alarm 0:26 + MP3 $0.99
166. Soldier Pick Up Phone, Battle, Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:35 + MP3 $0.99
167. Terrorist Psa, Ringtone, Alarm, Alert 0:42 + MP3 $0.99
168. Text Alert Baby Cakes 0:09 + MP3 $0.99
169. Text Alert Baby, Latin Gay Midget 0:13 + MP3 $0.99
170. Text Alert Country Dude 2 0:08 + MP3 $0.99
171. Text Alert Country Dude 0:06 + MP3 $0.99
172. Text Alert Cowboy, Horse 0:16 + MP3 $0.99
173. Text Alert Driving, Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:13 + MP3 $0.99
174. Text Alert From Brother. Redneck Midget 0:08 + MP3 $0.99
175. Text Alert From Sister. Redneck Midget 0:08 + MP3 $0.99
176. Text Alert Girl, Smooth Beat 0:12 + MP3 $0.99
177. Text Alert Sweety Pie 0:11 + MP3 $0.99
178. Text Alert, Lovely Gay Midget 0:09 + MP3 $0.99
179. Text Alert, Redneck Midget 0:11 + MP3 $0.99
180. Text Alert, Scary 3 Drone Low 0:18 + MP3 $0.99
181. Text Alert, Yee Haw Mofo 0:07 + MP3 $0.99
182. Text While Driving, Alert 0:16 + MP3 $0.99
183. The King On The Phone, Ringtone 0:34 + MP3 $0.99
184. Wake Up Alarm Scary Mofo 0:14 + MP3 $0.99
185. Wake Up Alarm, Put Woody Away Gay Midget 0:12 + MP3 $0.99
186. Wake Up Baby, Alarm Gay Midget 0:15 + MP3 $0.99
187. Wake Up Mofo, Indian Midget Alarm 0:49 + MP3 $0.99
188. Wake Up Morning Wood, Alarm 0:23 + MP3 $0.99
189. Wake Up Soldier. Battle Alert, Fall In 0:35 + MP3 $0.99
190. Wake Up. Shit Shower, Shave, Alarm 0:15 + MP3 $0.99
191. Wake Your Ass Up No Wood, Dinosnore Alarm 0:21 + MP3 $0.99
192. When Fkn Pigs Fly Ringtone 2, Text Alert, Alarm 0:31 + MP3 $0.99
193. When Fkn Pigs Fly Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:24 + MP3 $0.99
194. Who Be Callin. Ringtone, Alarm, Alert 0:22 + MP3 $0.99
195. Who Dat New Orleans Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:16 + MP3 $0.99
196. Who Dat Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:28 + MP3 $0.99
197. Yee Haw Mofo Ringtone, Text Alert, Alarm 0:16 + MP3 $0.99
198. Yee Haw Mofo Text Alert 0:14 + MP3 $0.99
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Hilarious ringtones, text alerts, and wake up alarms. Raunchy, Funny, and Rude messages for any occasion. Great warning alerts and ridiculous messages to send to friends. Way more fun than typical boring ring tones. Amazing variety, low price!

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