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Dead Birds & Blind Kids : If It Bleeds...We Can Kill It.
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Fifteen songs in thirty minutes. What more could you want?
Genre: Metal/Punk: American Punk
Release Date: 2009
If It Bleeds...We Can Kill It.
Dead Birds & Blind Kids
Record Label: Dead Birds and Blind Kids
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1. Hey You, Yea You, Fuck You, Yea. 0:39 + MP3 $0.99
2. You Are The Reason I Drink 2:20 + MP3 $0.99
3. My Grandma Is A Fucking Racist 1:20 + MP3 $0.99
4. Opposite Day 1:00 + MP3 $0.99
5. Despite the Good That Princess Leia Did for the Rebel Alliance and By Extension the Galaxy, She Made Out With Her Brother So She Will Always Be an Incestuous Whore In My Book. 2:13 + MP3 $0.99
6. Cyborg Bob 2:52 + MP3 $0.99
7. Patrick Duffy 0:56 + MP3 $0.99
8. That's How Much I Fucking Hate Your Guts 2:04 + MP3 $0.99
9. Destroy Rock Music 3:21 + MP3 $0.99
10. Wolfman's Got Nards 1:12 + MP3 $0.99
11. Bill O'Reilly / It's Clobberin' Time 2:02 + MP3 $0.99
12. Zombies!!! 2:53 + MP3 $0.99
13. Nightmare On Maryland Pkwy. 2:52 + MP3 $0.99
14. I'm Pretty Sure That I've Got Cancer (And I'm Pretty Sure I'm Gonna Die) 1:29 + MP3 $0.99
15. Sympathy for Aquaman 3:37 + MP3 $0.99
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Album Notes

There's definitely worse ways to spend thirty minutes. For example, you could watch According To Jim. "If It Bleeds..." is definitely better than According to Jim. It's a bold statement, I know, but it's true.
If you're looking for fifteen stupid punk rock songs about irrational angst, zombies, racist grandmas, and Patrick Duffy, I dare say this is the only album that will fulfill all your desires.
In short, buy this album right now.

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