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The Firm Stools : This Elephantitus is Driving Me Nuts
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Ludicrous improvisational trailer trash one take mayhem, with a little salt for good measure.
Genre: Country: Country Folk
Release Date: 2005
This Elephantitus is Driving Me Nuts
The Firm Stools
Record Label: Tiny Records, LLC
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Preview Song Name Time Buy
1. Jack In The Box 2:43 + MP3 $0.99
2. Shaking Like A Dog Passing Tacks 2:22 + MP3 $0.99
3. Hold Mommies Beer 2:45 + MP3 $0.99
4. People 3:52 + MP3 $0.99
5. Picking Up The Poop 1:29 + MP3 $0.99
6. Three Heads 4:25 + MP3 $0.99
7. The River 2:16 + MP3 $0.99
8. The Enemy Is Syphilis 1:16 + MP3 $0.99
9. Dam It 3:32 + MP3 $0.99
10. Wedding Time 4:09 + MP3 $0.99
11. 400 Dollar Bill 2:46 + MP3 $0.99
12. See You There 2:27 + MP3 $0.99
13. The Worm 5:25 + MP3 $0.99
14. Forever A Packer Fan 5:04 + MP3 $0.99
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Album Notes

Looks like the infamous Firm Stools have painfully pushed out yet another pile of reeking songs, expertly designed to violate your senses. From the insane banter of Jack in the Box and Hold Mommies Beer, to the cry in your beer ballads of Forever a Packer Fan or People, The Firm Stools are always a journey through the unexpected and unwelcome. Enjoy.

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REVIEWS

I am all the more demented for having endured .........gag...gasp..
author: doc mongoose
                            
What a bunch of inbred kooks.Youve been eatin too much bean soup.And gettin your cd in the mail is alot like picken up poop.The Sturgeon General doesnt recommend this cd for those with easy gag reflexes or any who have taste for that matter.Cd may cause undue rectal itching and nipple desensitization.

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