Album Notes

Frodo Vermicelli Fun Facts Department

1)Frodo,the name,is actually derived from...
a) a J.R. Tolkien character
b) a friend's mutant cat(it can fly)
c) It's my real name,mom was on acid
d) the son of a Mafia kingpin
e) the male version of 'Dorothy'

2)G.W actually...
a) asked me to write some pro-al-qaida songs
b) will emphatically deny that he ever did so
c) stands for George Washington as in 'da bridge'
d) never went hunting and fishing in Canada
e) stands for 'Gross Weight'

3)A 'Dot Buster' is....
a)a computer hacker
b)a renegade member of the Department of Transportation
c)a gang of vicious punks who smash the dot of Indian women's heads with a baseball bat
d)Yes,really
e)Obviously,you don't live in NY

4)Vermicelli is...
a) a flat form of pasta brought over to Italy from Kublai Khan by Marco Polo in the 1500's.
b) is secret code for 'reverse mice Ellie'
c) a name designed to piss off those of Italian descent
d) is short for my real name 'Vermicellianomoscowitz'
e) a fictional rock'n roll spy totally trumped up to sell his raga-rock music at an untimely time.