REVIEWS FOR “FROGGMAN” FROM MOVIE CRITICS AROUND THE WORLD


“I would rather sit through an earthquake for two hours than watch this movie again. Only the masochists stayed until the end, and told me they did so because they were enjoying the soundtrack with their eyes shut”.

GOSHA GEISHA, TOKYO TRIBUNE….


“This movie sux. Zero out of ten. The CIA should use this as a mind-altering weapon. It certainly fried my brain. If it wasn’t for the soothing music, I would have walked out after 30 seconds”.

WILLY DOOIT, NEW YORK TRIBUNE…


“What a dog of a movie, and I mean no disrespect for dogs. I just can’t think of a more harsh but printable expression. I can’t believe the same person that created the fantastic music was also responsible for such garbage”.

CARMEN GETTIT, SYDNEY TRIBUNE…


“There is a first time for everything! The entire audience, myself included, fell asleep listening to the guitar soundtrack. Would anyone who has seen the movie all the way through please e-mail me and tell me what it’s about. I don’t want to have to try and sit through it again”.

HANS UPP, BERLIN TRIBUNE…

“Has our civilization gone backwards? Who let this movie out? We need a new special censorship classification for this rubbish. If they had just the soundtrack playing with a revolving mirror-ball, I would go and see it again. Otherwise, forget it”.

LES PPOALONGTOTHESHOPADOPOLIS…


“This movie has as much appeal as a week-old piece of cod. It really is on the nose! Someone deserves to be arrested and banned from being allowed within a hundred yards of any future scripts. I loved the guitar soundtrack, but the movie really, really stinks”.

DEVON SHIRETEA, LONDON TRIBUNE…


“Up until now I thought a back wax was the most painful experience on earth. Having to sit through this movie beats that by light-years. I will, however, be sending a copy of the beautiful soundtrack to my good friend Pavarotti”.

HARRY ALLOVA, ROME TRIBUNE…


“I hope this movie sends the studio broke! They deserve it for inflicting this catastrophe onto an unsuspecting and undeserving public. I have the beautiful soundtrack CD, so I won’t be wasting money on the DVD”.

TA WIT TA WOO, HONGKONG TRIBUNE…


“As appealing as a mouldy old pappadam. Hopefully, one day, I’ll forget I even saw this abysmal movie. How can I forget , though, when I have to listen to the music so frequently? Definitely my favourite CD ever….and yes, an aphrodisiac! I think I have a pappadam conundrum”.

RANDY SUNNAVAGUN, KARACHI TIMES…


“I loved the music, but I walked out with everyone else when, after five minutes, someone shouted: “Tennis anyone?”.

DENNIS ENNIWON, PUNTER AND FROGGMAN FAN
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