Album Notes

This is a live version from one of my 25 years singing at The Pickwick Pub in Woodland Hills California

Lyrics

I was crusin’ down the highway in my 67’ Goat
With my radio blastin’ I was singing every note
When I looked into the mirror, comin’ up on me
Was the craziest car I ever did see

Bumper Stickers Bumper Stickers everywhere
On the windows and the chrome on the paint and on the spare
There was little one’s big one’s blue green and red
And if you listen to my song, I’ll tell you what they said

(Chorus)

If you can read this sticker you’re much too close
Truckers carry bigger loads
If you love Jesus honk your horn
Slow down I break for Unicorns
Females wanted inquirer within
Save water shower with a friend
Don’t follow me I’m lost as hell
Complaints to the driver, can be hazardous to your health

Cancer is the cure for smoking
Support your local police
I love New York, I love LA
I love my Pekinese
Arrive alive drive 65
Have you hugged your kids today?
America love it or leave it
One nuclear bomb
Can ruin your whole day

(Chorus)

Divers do it deeper
Teachers do it with class
I’d rather be sailing
I’d rather be skiing
Get off of my ass

(Chorus)