Album Notes

GHETTO PONY is three middle-age professionals who have conducted extensive studies on school children. The results showed that today's kids identify with the noise aspect of music just as much as the tonal arrangement. Therefore a good sense of aesthetics is necessary to properly compliment the melody. The three men met at one of their sister's wedding reception. Upon reminiscing about their long-gone youth, they found a common link. All of them have a failed teenage rock-star fantasy. "Oh how sweet it could have been if I only kept practicing." -said one of the future G.P.'s "And look at us now, all rich and miserable." -another whispered bitterly. "Let's do it boys! Let's rock ourselves poor!" -exclaimed the third. So they liquidated all their assets, donated their money to various animal shelters and moved to a run-down apartment in downtown Montreal (they heard about the hype). The three G.P.'s decided that the rest of their lives would be better spent trying to reach the youth of today through bass, beats, shouts and cry-outs, than keeping their investment portfolio's in good shape.