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Gilbert Gottfried Dirty Jokes

by Gilbert Gottfried

Comedy
Genre: Spoken Word: Comedy
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1. Intro
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2. T.B. or V.D.
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3. Alzheimer's
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4. Tattoo
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5. Genie
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6. Prison
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7. Sheep
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8. Dad Catches Son
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9. Second Time
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10. Confession
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11. What a Hole
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12. Five Dicks
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13. Bear & Rabbit
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14. Bank Account
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15. Aspirin
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16. Greek Army
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17. Dead Hooker
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18. BJ Please
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19. Armless & Legless
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20. Three Salesman
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21. Drunk Puke
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22. Two Old Jews
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23. Suppository
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24. Bear Hunter
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25. No Tits
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26. Where It Smells
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27. Death or Oog-Goo
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28. Hot Tub
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29. Mother in Shower
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30. Silent Farts
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31. Wife's Car Crash
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32. Stork (King/Cosby)
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33. Genius
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34. Polish Kid (Mason/Seinfeld)
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35. Lottery
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36. Both Arms
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37. Eight Inches
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38. Three Old Jews
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39. Einstein's Cock
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40. Dracula
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41. Biggest C*#@
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42. First BJ
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43. Fag & Woman
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44. French Toast
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45. The Aristocrats
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ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
The outrageous Gilbert Gottfried breaks down the walls of good taste in this hilarious, jaw-dropping CD, recorded live in New York, City. He gleefully bats aside political correctness and fires an onslaught of jokes guaranteed to offend, building to a grand finale of filth known as the Dirtiest Joke of All Time (also featured in the film The Aristocrats).


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Rebecca King

Good stuff
I bought this for my boyfriend and he loved it. The perfect gift a guy who has it all but loves a laugh. I'm sure we'll be enjoying it on the next road trip.

www.theseriouscomedysite.com

Dirty jokes and nothing but dirty jokes
Gottfried steals the show on The Aristocrats and continues here with the greatest collection of dirty jokes ever recorded

www.comedy-gags-jokes.com

Dirtiest joke cd ever
The CD cover to Gilbert Gottfried Dirty Jokes looks exactly like the Parental Advisory Explicit Content sticker so don’t say you have not been warned. If you have a loved one in the Navy and want to see him blush, give this brilliant comedy CD. Even construction workers have been heard to say, “This guy goes too far

MATT

FUNNY
VERY FUNNY

Joanne

Took a while to get into the groove
I bought Gilbert's CD simply to be kind to a friend of Howard Stern. Popped it in - it took 13 jokes before I laughed. I needed that long to get calibrated to Gilbert's style. THEN, I listened four times in a row - laughing my butt off! VERY FUNNY! You can hold your head high, Gilbert.

Mark Bagley

Funny son-of-a-bitch
Everything on this cd is funny enjoyed it very much The Aristocrats is a gut buster, awesome disk.....

Toni

Hilarious!
As soon as I heard about this cd, I purchased it. It was so funny, that I've bought more to give as gifts to others.

Lew Humiston

Gilbert is always on-top-of the comedic pile. This CD is excellent.
Gilbert rips life right down to the matza with this cd collection of some of his best jokes, including the well known "Aristocrats" routine. Gilbert takes the Aristocrats to a whole new level. He's the best, and now a father. God save us.

Antony

Tu aistie durakom a ia eim durakome toje
One day a blond kepthaving the same dream over and over so she went to the doctor for advice. What happend next?

Pedro Kochay

Girl's bieng dum and not think before they ask a quation.
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.

Doctor: What was your dream about?
Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!

Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?
Blonde: I was running in a hall way.

Doctor: Then what happened?

Blonde: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!

Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?
Blonde: Yes it did.

Doctor: And what did these letter spell?
Blonde: It said "Pull"
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