Helping You Help Yourself
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(634479406829)
Record Label: Apesauce Records
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nothing short of a violent, but good orgasm
author: Super Duper!
This is one CD that is meant to be listened to without inhibitions, without parents, and with dubious amounts of alcohol.
Just one stipulation when buying this CD.
DO NOT listen to the incredibly erotic songs such as Looting In The AM, Stud 100, and I'll Be Your Daddy in the presence of anyone but your girlfriend/boyfriend, because you will take your clothes off by the end of, if not these songs, then the end of the CD.
Hide your daughters. I'm serious.
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The Giraffes=The Rock
author: Josh
Imagine a combination of vocals similar to Mark Lanegan from Screaming Trees and Ian Ashbury from The Cult, and mix in some Black Sabbath riffs. That's The Giraffes. If you like hard rock with some attitude, you found your CD. Highly recommended along with their new self titled. The stand out song on here is Manchester United.
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Collision of early DK's/'72 proto-metal and guitar heroics
author: craig regala
Look i'm gonna send'm a copy of the first Sir Lord Baltimore lp when I get an address for'm...."helping" distills a part of skronky twisted hard rock that was totally ignored by the youth of that day, ('72) --kinda like how "emo" sells ba-zillions and stoner rock- non-bazillions today.
"Helping" has dynamic guitar heroics with rubbery and chunky bass, sleaze to shout singing and tunes that recall the first Dead Kennedy's and Agent Orange lps filtered thru dirthead drug metal and strained thru google eyed post punk. They play with JJPLAYERS (yea!!!) and THE MEANS (yeaa!) and never lose the point.
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Raaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwk
author: Cosmo Jones
I would swim through a sea of shark-infested feces, then drag myself across a salty parking lot of ground glass just to buy this CD if I were you. This CD will blow you hair to the back of the friggin' auditorium, even if you're a baldie. They will be scraping your pubes off the back wall alongside your ego. You will fall to your knees in supplication in front of the Giraffes altar after purchasing this CD. It's not for pussies. If you are a big Night Ranger fan, then the Giraffes may not be for you. Or maybe they will. Listening to this CD is rewarding and what ever is the opposite of rewarding. The pleasure is in the pain. It's beautifully constructed torture. It's leaving all the lights on and not paying the electric bill. It's a leap of faith into a sea of assholes. It's the light at the end of the tunnel which is probably just a train. It's something you have to do and ask questions later.
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