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Hard 'N Phirm : Horses and Grasses
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Music that sneaks in your back door like a burglar and shoots you while you're cooking
Genre: Rock: Math Rock
Release Date: 2005
Horses and Grasses Record Label: Hard 'N Phirm
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Preview Song Name Time Format Price Select
The Carbon Cycle 2:19 Album Only
American Dinosaurs 3:32 Album Only
An Intro 0:35 Album Only
Pi 3:14 Album Only
Ready 0:22 Album Only
She Named the Pony Jesus 5:06 Album Only
Pneumatica (Part I) 0:41 Album Only
Moose Lodge 2:04 Album Only
Fitter Clappier 2:35 Album Only
Rodeohead 4:56 Album Only
The Camping Song 0:46 Album Only
El Corazon 3:46 Album Only
Wasted 0:26 Album Only
Anything 2:54 Album Only
Funkhauser 7:04 Album Only
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Album Notes

HARD 'N PHIRM: A BIO

Hard 'n Phirm began performing musical comedy together in the Spring of 1994 at UCLA. The next year, they won Spring Sing, UCLA's annual school-wide talent show. Baffled by the cold truth that there is, in fact, no money in the school talent show circuit, they disbanded to pursue other interests, vowing to reunite exactly eight years later. Their debut album "Horses and Grasses" contains songs about The Carbon Cycle, Pi, The Loyal Order of Moose, patriotic dinosaurs, and "Rodeohead," a bluegrass medley of Radiohead songs. They worked very, very hard on it. Hard 'n Phirm are both able and anxious to display their comedy wares for an 18-34 year old audience with a hilarity-smoothie of stand-up, music and multimedia slide presentations. They currently reside in Los Angeles and are nice.

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REVIEWS

Chosen Lizards of this Land
author: Evan M. Rosenberg
This CD is pure genius. I can't wait until H&P put out another one. Also, CDBaby is a DELIGHT to purchase from.
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Horses and Grasses
author: Crumpfacta
Biting, brilliant satire in parts (\"she named the pony jesus\", and \"anything\"). Pure musical fun in others (Rodeohead and Funkhouser). The introduction to Rodeohead was the highlight; I regularly use the phrase \"I\'m crapping on my farts\" to lighten up a conversation.
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Nerds FTMFW!
author: Giggleloop
I loved this CD, and I wish the guys would go on tour, so I could see them play live!
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Fuckin AWESOME sexy NERDS!!!!!!!!!!
author: TaraLynn
So I am totally intent on meeting Chris Hardwick and having him sign my pants. O wait, about the CD, the best CD I have ever heard in my entire life. It has taught me a lot about myself and the person I want to be. ALso, suprisingly, jts listening to me helped me loose 3 pounds.
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