Album Notes

Tired of the festival and club scene and opening for obscure acts weeks past their due date, Harlan Wolf now lives near a river on the Isle of Bones where he’s struggling to get the constitution of the USA changed so Britney Spears can actually run for President (see on-line petition). If elected, Harlan doubts there’ll be a problem with Britney replicating the performance of the current batch of stragglers and hangers-on but is a bit worried the White House itself may in fact end up painted pink. Though bigger issues could prevail.

Harlan Wolf – The Package
The DVD
Viewers who’ve seen the video say things like, awesome, courageous, brilliant, ho-hum but what else would close family members say anyway. The entire package imagines an extremely fit Britney Spears in a tight, yellow T-shirt, black shorts and a hand-picked team of Clinton, Bush and Nixon on a singular, hard-driving mission to the White House. Not to be missed.

The CD
Is an up-beat, pop-sway-reggae-jazz country fusion that opens strongly with the tune Britney Spears For President, smoothly followed by Harlan’s take on a moon mission to rescue the last, surviving baboon still stranded after Apollo 13 was made into a movie; all moving nicely into Harlan Wolf and his vacation to the infamous Mexico saloons still harboring the Devil’s own spawn; before neatly coming to rest against a red velvet curtain, predictably revealing the hulk of one more empty life ruined by “alien abduction”.

There are 16 stops on Britney Spears For President with a DVD thrown in because we can.

Executive summary? Going where few dare go.

Currently, Harlan Wolf spends his days thinking. And yes, there is a song on Paris Hilton coming. It only needs some music, a chorus, one or two verses and a bunch of self-serving lyrics before it’s finally complete.

While not monitoring his hounds, Harlan continues to polish his instrument (a vintage pre-50’s Sure microphone) in preparation for the many speaking engagements that will no doubt ensue as the Britney Spears For President cause becomes known.

And yes, Harlan does play keyboards, sings, and writes some pretty fine tunes (while hiring the best musicians money can buy) but thought that was understood.

Harlan Wolf.

www.BritneySpearsForPresident.com