Album Notes

From the liner notes printed on the original 1997 Ghettocat Records limited edition cassette tape release of 5 Weezy Pieces by Bernie Bernie Headflap:

This tape contains 5 children, each fathered by one member of band and butchered by the other four.

Alan’s boy, “VOICES FROM THE GRAVE” was stillborn. The House of Flap is haunted and this child is the product of Alan’s nightmares while sleeping in the house alone.

Paul’s little girl, “SIR BURLAP,” is a star child from the 23rd galaxy. She grows up to be your mentor, so listen and learn.

“BOTTLE OF SQUIRT.COM” is nobody’s child but has five fathers.

Tim found his little bundle of joy, “DRUG PREFERENCE,” pinned underneath his car (at least that’s what he told the police).

Fuzzy D. named his baby-with-the-big head “LIVER LET DIE.” Sometimes when Fuzz is drunk … LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!

Exactly 2000 years after the original “Immaculate Conception,” the Holy Spirit came upon Mike, and at that moment, “THE AMAZING HOMOSEXUAL” was conceived, earning Mike a place in the history books as The Second Madonna.