Album Notes

Disturbingly dirty, yet not 'quite' filthy songs about breakups, pickups, beer, and even the occaisional laxative --- Hog Whitman steps out of an old-fashioned jukebox and vents his alt.country spleen, pancreas,
butt ...well, you get the idea.

Gallagher concerts were, comparatively, hygenic.

One of America's most influential people, radio host Don Imus, has actually called him "The Great Hog Whitman". Imus used to have this terrible drinking and drug problem, so cut him some slack on that one. People can fall off the wagon. Smart money would bet that way. (note: you can listen to a live recording of Hog and Imus here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijhpDBgIPLg)

Long hailed as both "The King of Butt Songs™", and "The Prince of Poop Music™", Hog Whitman has managed to remain humble and grounded despite all the accolades and rabid fan-adoration. As he is fond of saying, "Aw heck, I still put my pants on one-leg-at-a-time, just like everybody else...the only difference is: my pants smell funny". With that kind of humility, is it any wonder that Hog Whitman is loved by millions? Nope.

Despite his exhaustive touring schedule, Hog always finds the time to "give back" to the community. He has been the guest of many large institutions. Due to his passed mastery of all things "scat", his college lecture series, "The Delicate Art of Writing Really Shitty Songs" is perennially SRO at campus' from the Falkland Islands to Haiti.

Be sure to stay tuned for the new CD from Hog Whitman & The West Texas Rectum Wreckers: "It'll Only Hurt for a Minute", with the #1 Smash Hit single, "It Felt Right In Your 'Wrong' Place", which is currently being written.

Note: Single downloads of all songs are available from Napster/Musicmatch/iTunes/Rhaposody, etc.

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