IVOR BIGGUN: Handling Swollen Goods

Ivor Biggun

Handling Swollen Goods

© 2005 Stiff Weapon (634479184918)

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The Pharaoh of Phonographic Filth returns with all new tasteless tunes - Guaranteed to disgust. Explicit lyrics - Not suitable for under 18 years old, minors, miners or mynahs.

tracks

1 The Winking Caveman (misprint)
2 Dorothy Please Trim Your Hinge (misprint)
3 The Premature Ejaculation Waltz
4 Down By The Riverside
5 The Yodelling Winker (misprint)
6 All These Things Are Soul
7 Ukulele Lady
8 Two Thirds of Four Fifths
9 The Son of John Thomas Allcock
10 My Baby Loves My Yorkshire Pudding
11 Bonkola
12 You Can't Have A Shag With A Snowman
13 All I Want For Christmas (Is A Great Big Dong)
14 The Sailors In The Gents (Humorous Monologue)
15 I Feel Like Winking (misprint)
16 Ivor biggun Is My Name
17 Cats On The Rooftops
18 I'm Looking Over A Four-Leaf Clover
19 The Filthy Limerick Mambo
20 I Have A Dog His Name Is Rover
21 The Winker's Song (misprint) (Rotten Version)

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notes

The titanic tosser returns with a seedy CD masterclass of filth and hilarity. There's a tribute to famous historical w*nkers (The Winking Caveman), a heartfelt country lament (The Premature Ejaculation Waltz), a calypso plea to Dorothy to trim her hedge (that's Amazon's misprint), the Ivor Biggun / Judge Dread work-out regime (Bonkola), Ivor getting his just desserts (My Baby Loves My Yorkshire Pudding) and not one but TWO festive Christmas songs. Meet Ivor's sister Mabel (All These Things Are Soul) and be touched by the tale of true friendship (The Sailors In The Gents). Listen to extracts from these meisterwerks by clicking on the links.

On top of all this there is the added bonus of Ivor Biggun recorded live, on stage in Croydon - even ruder than the records! Let's just say the 21 tracks are stuffed with ribald, absurd and creative rhymes, the mundane and profane elevated beyond Python, vaudeville and Williams McGonagall and Shakespeare. Guaranteed to disgust, you need Ivor Biggun to give meaning to your life.

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  • better every time you hear Ivor....if you can get though the first time
    author: cdnwanker

    Known Ivor for over 20 years.....always great, gross, and funny! I was sure his right hand would be worn out by now, or he would be blind. Would love to see the older stuff on cd, and maybe a live dvd too! He would never be allowed over here!

  • Hilarious CD
    author: Big Daddy

    The more you listen the funnier it gets

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