Jim Paquette
Beer & Fireworks
© 2003 Jim Paquette (659057688527)
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Funny songs and bits that I wrote for dueling piano bars and goofy people.
tracks
- 1 You're an Eight
- 2 B*i*t*c*h
- 3 Cash Cow
- 4 Show Up Naked
- 5 Calling the Game
- 6 The Day We Played Football
- 7 Tess Tickles Me
- 8 You're Full of It
- 9 Grandma Gets Around
- 10 Too Hot Not To Be Fake
- 11 Beer and Fireworks
- 12 Keep the Bar Low
- 13 B*I*T*C*H (Fight Song)
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Over the last ten years, I've been making my living playing music in some of the hottest clubs in South Florida (In all fairness, many of the clubs are outdoors, and they're more humid than hot).
I can't say that I don't enjoy singing the same five Buffet songs to drunken bar patrons, who run for dear life at the mere mention of an original song. It's a better way to make a living, than anything else I am qualified for (Do they still pay people to dig ditches?). However, I've managed to squeeze in a few of my own compositions over the years, and found I was able to captivate even the most "Brown Eyed Girl", "American Pie" demanding audiences.
You will find no hugs, no messages, no political statements, and no pining for love, on my CD "Beer and Fireworks", just fun and silliness. Who couldn't use more of that?
-Jim
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Jims first
author: B. RothWOW that somes it up. I went to high school with and what a 360. This CD makes me laugh all th etime. Way to go jim and keep up the good work.
I like the CD
author: Ace ComachoI like the CD. I bought it and then listened to it in my car. It sounded good. It turned it loud. And then I listened to it. I think it is funny.
Great Piano Bar Stuff!
author: Jack VoetsI heard another piano bar guy doing some of these songs. I asked him where he got the material and he turned me on to Jim's CD at CD Baby. Great stuff on this CD, I am going to use some of these songs to liven up the crowd during my piano bar sets (mixed in with Brown Eyed Girl and American Pie, of course!) Ya can't go wrong with this CD!
This CD make me laugh, yes.
author: Ahmed Sri VanapumatiThis is CD that make my face to smile and I say thank you Jim for doing so. There are many laughs to be had while listening to CD. I fully say to you to please buy this CD at once and enjoy to the maximum extent of your pleasure. Thanking you. Joy, yes.
This CD is very funny.
author: Amatuer CD Underworld MagazineWe listened intently to this CD and find it to be both funny, humorous, and musically enriching. We would call this CD a "strong buy" for anyone looking for some light hearted, comedic, genius. Jim Paquette is a master of this genre. And handsome too.
Simply the Best!
author: Victoria's Secret Secret PublicationsJim is full of it! Talent that is. This CD is great to pass around the office. It will brighten up anyone's day! Buy it for your friends.
Pretty darn good.
author: Eddie CarmichaelLike I said, Pretty darn good. They also make great gifts.
- author: Sir Lawrence Willoghby
If you go out and buy only 1 CD this year make it Beer and Fireworks. It's a must have for comedic musician affecionados everywhere. I laughed till I peed in my pants (can I say that?)
Hilarious! Jim is a comedic and musical genius - loads of fun!
author: Lou AbrahamBeer and Fireworks is a laugh-a-minute CD featuring very catchy tunes that will be stuck in your head for a long time if you're not careful! Highly recommend this CD and this artist. These stars go to eleven!
Comic Genius
author: laura@seanmmormelo.comGreat collection from multi-instrumentalist Jim Paquette! I laughed from beginning to end. Make sure to check out "Grandma Gets Around", an all vocal track that combines comedy with great musical creativity. Other picks, "Show Up Naked", "Too Hot Not To Be Fake", "Beer & Fireworks", "Keep The Bar Low". Best of luck! Laura