Jonah Rank | Loud and Dumb

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Loud and Dumb

by Jonah Rank

The debut album from Jonah Rank - one man with lots of instruments and microphones and no clue how to use any of them - creating jazz-pop folk-rock music with philosophy, humor, mistakes, and whatever else comes up.
Genre: Pop: Quirky
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1. Handles
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7:52 $0.99
2. Stop the Presses (It's Britney Spears)
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5:26 $0.99
3. Living Life Differently
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4:07 $0.99
4. Pineapple
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5. Stand Alone
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2:49 $0.99
6. Accordions Hurt
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4:24 $0.99
7. Spirit and Relief
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8:04 $0.99
8. Und Alle Das Jazz
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3:28 $0.99
9. As If The New York Times Were the Gospel Truth
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5:14 $0.99
10. Nobody Needs to Like You
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3:48 $0.99
11. It's Changed
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7:08 $0.99
12. Boring Songs
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13. Poorly Hidden Track
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Album Notes
Jonah Rank is a part-time solo artist who goes by the stage-name “Jonah Rank.” His real name is also Jonah Rank. Life is easy as such. Jonah makes music to make people feel happier. He also explains much more of his etiology and biography in his Blog at (to return to form around December 19).

Loud and Dumb (2006), Jonah Rank’s first album, was released December 8, 2006. Immediately, the album began to sell like hotcakes (whatever that means).

On his debut solo album, Loud and Dumb, which features twelve new and original songs (plus one old and not-so-original song!), Jonah plays most of the instruments (at the same time) and sings about worldly topics ranging from ethnocentric journalism to elephants who speak Spanish fluently!

Loud and Dumb, “a random assortment of Jonah Rank’s loud and dumb songs,” has already received critical appraise from around the world! Here’s what some reviews of the album on have said:

u off the chizzle – Oktane

ur music sux – some user named Dillon

Check out my new song “Mel Gibson.” You can add it to your profile at – Eric Schwartz

Jonah hopes that Loud and Dumb will continue to do exactly what his favorite thing in the world is: to make people feel happier. Jonah urges all music-lovers out there to take advantage of this CD. "You know," he once said, "my debut CD is actually cheaper than Prozac!"

(For more information about each of Jonah Rank's songs, feel free to type the names of the different songs on the album into the search engine at and hit enter like you've never hit enter before!)

(Fun fact: 10% of all profits made from Loud and Dumb go to charity! [See for more details!])

(By the way, if you want to listen to the album for free, check out !)

(By the way, you can make money by buying this album [for only $11.99 as a digital download] at right now!)

(And PassAlong sells the CD, it seems. There's a link to the left, it appears.)

(And Music is Here! is selling this CD as well for $10.44 as a digital download!)

(Also, if you really would rather only download this album for $9.99, check out if you use iTunes.)

(Actually, you would like to spend just about the same amount as you would with iTunes but NOT use iTunes to purchase the digital album, then try .)

(By the way, as a digital download for $9.95, Napster is selling this album too!)

(Check out also for $0.99 per track and $8.99 for the full album!)

(Also, Bitmunk is selling this as a download for $7.86; individual tracks for $0.65!)

(By the way, Payplay is also selling this album for $7.77 [or $0.77 per song] [and $8.88 {or $0.88 per song} {you choose!}] ... a way lower price than iTunes offers!)

(Parlez vous frances?,189843.html pour 9.99 Euro [?]!)

(Jonah no sprechen Deutsch so gut. [Cf. "Und Alle Das Jazz".] !)

(Want Loud and Dumb ringtones? Check out now! [They're $2.49 each at GroupieTunes.])

(Sonific sells some stuff too: !)

(Want to just listen to the whole thing for free [though they do let you pay $9.99 if you really want to for the whole thing]? Check out !)


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Carlos X. DeJesus

Ecstasy In A Jewel Case!!!
Jonah Rank is an exciting and visionary musician who brought tears to my eyes with his "boring songs." His whimsy shows thorough all thirteen tracks of this delectable piece of circular plastic. This unique musical ensemble of Jonah Rank and himself brings a new genre of "happy" music to the table. His songs make me tickled pink and are also informative. For instance I learned that Accordians Hurt through his song of the same name. I also learned that Britney Spears does not live up to the hype and she is in fact "trashy." I also was filled with glee by the unpoorly hidden last track on his CD. Overall this is a great find for anyone looking for a new type of eclectic music to fill their microcosm and make them elated. I look forward to sharing this great music with my brethren.


Loved it!
SO good!! The CD has such a great mix of sounds and I can't turn it off!! Great job!!