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John Wallowitch & Bertram Ross : Wallowitch & Ross
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John Wallowitch and Bertram Ross put their hilarious cabaret magic on CD: a collection of songs from Tin Pan Alley, Hollywood, contemporary selections, and 7 Irving Berlin rarities.
Genre: Easy Listening: Cabaret
Release Date: 2002
Wallowitch & Ross Record Label: Miranda Music
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Preview Song Name Time Format Price Select
A Cup of Coffee, a Sandwich, And You 0:00 Album Only
Turn on the Heat 0:00 Album Only
You Stepped out of a Dream 0:00 Album Only
Panamania 0:00 Album Only
On the Swing Shift 0:00 Album Only
I Wish I Had Died at the Altar 0:00 Album Only
Who Are You? 0:00 Album Only
Too Good for the Average Man 0:00 Album Only
Holiday For Strings 0:00 Album Only
The Pussycat Song 0:00 Album Only
Egyptian Ella 0:00 Album Only
Tokio Blues 0:00 Album Only
Cohen Owes Me Ninety-Seven Dollars 0:00 Album Only
The Monkey Doodle-Doo 0:00 Album Only
I Can Always Find a Little Sunshine in the YMCA 0:00 Album Only
I'll Take You Back to Italy 0:00 Album Only
An Orange Grove in California 0:00 Album Only
In My Harem 0:00 Album Only
Did Anyone Ever Really Know Joan? 0:00 Album Only
The Red Rose Rag 0:00 Album Only
Bend Down, Sister 0:00 Album Only
Up Yours 0:00 Album Only
I'm Only Happy, That's All 0:00 Album Only
Some Little Bug Is Going to Find You Someday 0:00 Album Only
You Must Remember to Forget 0:00 Album Only
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Album Notes

When a Julliard-trained pianist and composer teams with Martha Graham's longtime lead dancer and choreographer for an evening of song, you might not expect to hear such titles as "Monkey Doodle-Do," "Bend Down, Sister," and "Up Yours." But John Wallowitch and Bertram Ross are on no lofty perch. Long before his shiny head and droll, deadpan singing became familiar in Manhattan through his late-night public-access TV show, John's Cabaret, and longer still before Tony Bennett, Shirley Horn, and Dixie Carter started recording his songs, John collected sheet music. Scavenging in yard sales and memorabilia shows, he found songs from Tin Pan Alley and Hollywood that sounded hilarious, often unintentionally.

Who knew in 1967, when he met the partner of Martha Graham, that he had found another elegant clown to share his passion? John and Bertram's love story, both on and off stage, is told in Richard Morris and Sue Gandy's 1998 documentary, Wallowitch & Ross: This Moment. It shows the two stars performing at the former Ballroom, the cabaret where their act debuted in 1984. Just to see them is to smile. John sits at the piano looking like a naughty professor; Bertram, handsome as a statue of a Roman general, stands erect with a tongue-in-cheek hauteur. Then he'll point a finger and sing, in the voice of a Yiddish businessman on his deathbed: "Cohen owes me ninety-seven DOLLAHS/And it's up to you to see that Cohen pays!" Now all these songs that have delighted us are finally on CD. Years before he and Bertram united, John had traded the struggles of a so-called “serious” music career for work in Greenwich Village cabarets. He coached aspiring performers (notably the future TV and theater star Dixie Carter); accompanied such artists as Joanne Beretta, a bewitching singer of some very intense ballads; and wrote his own recherché songs, while hoping to get them heard. Blossom Dearie, a singer-pianist of exquisite, offbeat taste, was among the first to recognize how special they were; through the years she has recorded many.

The New York Times would eventually compare him to an English icon, Noel Coward. But only the devoted New Yorker that John is could have dreamed up such characters as Binky, a surgically enhanced East Side dowager; or Bruce, a cross-dresser guided by Diana Vreeland. If John's comic portraits are often surprisingly poignant, his ballads are poetic cries of the heart, with every defense shattered. Many of his love songs tell of the most idealistic love imaginable. It's a love he knows all about, because he found it with Bertram. Dancing in Graham's Clytemnestra, Circe, and other works he helped create, Bertram looked imperious, unattainable. At least, that's what John thought before they met.

After leaving Graham in 1973, Bertram opened his own dance company, while practicing songs, coached by John. It was Greg Dawson, the brainy, risk-taking owner of the Ballroom – one of the most adventurous cabarets ever to grace New York – who encouraged John and Bertram to put together an act. They dedicate their CD to Greg. "We want him to know how very committed and thankful we are to him," John says.

Mention must also be made of their idol Irving Berlin, who wrote several of the rarities here. For years, John, Bertram, and a gang of friends have made Christmas Eve vigils to the Berlin home at 17 Beekman Place to sing "White Christmas." But not all the tunes on this album are antiques. Murray Grand, a sardonic singer-composer who has spiced up New York's nightlife for decades, contributed "Up Yours," "You Must Remember to Forget," and the barely double-entendre "The Pussycat Song." Only one Wallowitch song is included: "Did Anyone Ever Really Know Joan?," a stark glimpse of a woman's broken dreams.

"I hope you write that Bertram Ross is the love of my life," said John by phone in January 2002. He was at the Beverly Hills home of Dixie Carter, with whom he was giving some concerts. An ill Bertram had stayed behind in the brownstone apartment he and John share near Manhattan's East River. To John, this album is one more permanent document of all Bertram means to him. For us, it's a lot of fun.

James Gavin is the author of Deep in a Dream: The Long Night of Chet Baker, published by Alfred A. Knopf.

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REVIEWS

author: Joan Juengert
Received it; love it; sound a little hard to hear. Needs better sound at recording time. Thanks
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What a pleasure to listen!
author: Francesca Amari
What a delightful treat to hear these fabulous men and these awesome songs! LOVED IT!!!
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Inspiring humor and musicality for all singers. Brilliant piano work.
author: Dr. Ron Bowman
Singing is about communication, and Wallowitch and Ross present a unique unified voice in their presentation of the material. Loved it, inspired, every singer, from opera to cabaret, can learn from this entertaining pair! The performances seemed live, but I missed the audience response on the CD. I'm sure they were laughing hysterically...I was!
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I love the CD and have been driving to work with them everyday.
author: Joseph Leahy
Everytime I listen I enjoy the CD more and more! Some of my favorites: , Egyptian Ella, Back in Italy...and my #1 favorite The Pussycat song! These boys are very entertaining. I loved it and I have had them playing in my car since I opened the case.
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