Album Notes

Hip-hop from Milwaukee? Yup. Here it is.

We're KingHellBastard. I know it doesn't sound like it, but we make hip-hop. We're really fucking good at it too. But besides that...

We will drink all your booze and sleep on your floors...sometimes your lawn. We will make too much noise in your neighborhood and it will strain your relationship with your neighbors and significantly harm your good-standing in the community. We will drag you and your friends to shady parts of town in search of dive bars that serve Pabst and strip clubs with pregnant and/or one-legged performers. We will bring our own fireworks thank you very much. We will cause a scene at any Wal-Mart you take us to, so pretend you dont know us until we're safely in the parking lot. We--although we all know who this is, so I--will take a gigantic shit in your bathroom right before we leave town and while your girlfriend is waiting to use the bathroom to get ready for work. We will need two clean towels and a bottle of honey (preferably bear-shaped) before showtime. We will be bumming cigarettes like crackheads once it strikes midnight. We--perhaps not all of us, but someone--will dance like a jackass at some point and the people who aren't really into hip-hop will love it. We will probably lose someone for a portion of time during the evening so if you see him let us know, or give him a ride someplace where he wont be arrested. We will ride your skateboard, wagon, tricycle, little-girls bike or big wheel down the biggest hill around. We will beat you at pool, or failing that, with the pool cue. We will listen patiently while the local knuckleheads who wear air-brushed 2pac shirts ramble on endlessly about their big plans and how dope their friend is. We will leave with their girlfriends, and even if we dont, it was worth the punch in the face.

Were KingHellBastard. We make hip-hop. We'll be seeing you.