Album Notes

Imagine being conceived after a Tom Jones concert in Toronto in 1974. Imagine being born on the same day as Stephen King and Leonard Cohen. Imagine being the kid that other kids were told not to play with but always did. Imagine knowing exactly what you'd say if you met God. Imagine growing up in Newfoundland. Imagine always saying what everyone else was thinking regardless of the consequences. Imagine the only reason why you were not put on Ritalin as a child was because your parent didn't know it existed. Imagine being an insanely prolific songwriter. Imagine having a singing voice like a duet between Paul McCartney and Axle Rose. Imagine having your first full-length record entitled TEN LOUSY POP SONGS. Imagine being Kirk Penney!