Album Notes

This is an interestingly scary lo-fi sample alien smash of a debut project for The Crypticon.

All rights on this production reserved for Earth Domination and are preserved in a Cryogenic Chamber with an Alien Fetus.

Filed under the non-existent, but soon to be infamous category of "Freak-Hop", this production emulates a landscape of nonstop aural activity with sample changes and beat switches at odd moments, quick, exciting and at times, psychosis-inducing. Not for the faint of heart, the subject matter and lo-fi nature of the wicked movie, record, tape, mini-disc, micro-tape, mic and DJM-1000 sampling induces a sort of addiction for the album.
Labmaster Prime Optimus is the AL9000 fused into a hybrid with the DJ JIB unit. This is the result of that Intergalactic Fusion of The Musical Minds.

Now, protocols from The Labmaster itself:

. . . I came from another galaxy . . . another system of laws and sciences.
Your standards do not apply . . . all Earth transmissions have been recorded.
Distorted, blown-out & sonically mystifying, they are a small part of the Intergalactic Library of Media.
Legal conflicts do not apply, because your laws do no apply.

All threats are futile . . . the only solution is the complete submission of your senses.
We have frequency trackers on all human brains, so escape is impossible.
Your movies, music and mind control programs are all important for your evolution...

Consider this a commentary of your progress through the battle of intelligence...
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THIS IS THE LABMASTER CONCEPT ALBUM - AN ALIEN SUPER-ORIGINAL LOVABLE OR HATABLE ALBUM.
If you are open to new audiotry experiences then try out a few samples of the music and then get the album in whole frothe full 34 track non-stop fight of an album that was made during the paranoia of the whole 2001-2002 years.

SECURITY ALERT!!!
BREACH ONLY FOR PERSONAL ILLUMINATION.

This is a message brought to you by the Master Control Computer Mainframe of the Crypticon: The AL9000 Unit