Album Notes

Lance has forgotten more about making hit pop songs than you'll ever know, having played bass on albums for Alanis Morissette, Don Henley, Rod Stewart, New Radicals, and many others. And that's the problem: he's forgotten a sh-tload of stuff that would have come in handy when he wrote and produced his own solo effort. Hell, he was lucky during that whole stretch to find his damned keys half the time! That being said, give him a little credit for somehow turning out an entire CD of the greatest music ever in the history of everything! Okay, I gotta cop to the fact that I'm just going on here to keep you around this page until you decide to buy my CD, but how about doing so after I just opened up my heart to you there and left myself all vulnerable? See, I'm an honest guy, and I gotta tell you, if I'm not rewarded for my honesty, I'll probably turn to dishonest methods. Sorry. I'm trying to guilt you into purchasing my CD. But there I go, being honest again. If I don't get some kind of positive reinforcement for all this honesty soon-- well, now I'm back to my old passive/aggressive tricks, aren't I? Alright, I'm shutting up now.