LANCE MORRISON: Einstein's Brain

Lance Morrison

Einstein's Brain

© 2001 Lance Morrison (647987314128)

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A witty melange of irony, insight, jangly guitars, and 3-minute pop songs, the artist was once dubbed "the lo-fi Sting".

tracks

1 Einstein's Brain
2 Since I Walked on the Moon
3 You're Doin' Somethin' Wrong
4 New Computer
5 Jessica with Blue Eyes
6 Get Outside
7 Short Affection Span
8 Stuck
9 What Am I Supposed to Do?
10 Suggestion Box

notes


Lance has forgotten more about making hit pop songs than you'll ever know, having played bass on albums for Alanis Morissette, Don Henley, Rod Stewart, New Radicals, and many others.

And that's the problem: he's forgotten a sh-tload of stuff that would have come in handy when he wrote and produced his own solo effort.

Hell, he was lucky during that whole stretch to find his damned keys half the time! That being said, give him a little credit for somehow turning out an entire CD of the greatest music ever in the history of everything! Okay, I gotta cop to the fact that I'm just going on here to keep you around this page until you decide to buy my CD, but how about doing so after I just opened up my heart to you there and left myself all vulnerable? See, I'm an honest guy, and I gotta tell you, if I'm not rewarded for my honesty, I'll probably turn to dishonest methods.

Sorry.

I'm trying to guilt you into purchasing my CD.

But there I go, being honest again.

If I don't get some kind of positive reinforcement for all this honesty soon-- well, now I'm back to my old passive/aggressive tricks, aren't I?

Alright, I'm shutting up now.

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  • Fantastic!
    author: T Mo

    Oh, I really like this CD. Lance, you're a great guy, and this is my fave CD. Honestly. Can't stop listening! ;) Keep up the good work!

  • Disapointing effort.
    author: Ravi Ekbar

    Einsteins brain may be the same weight as Morisson's however the comparison ends there. Less than brilliant, it's unfortunate that alzeimers claimed any potential this record had, or maybe it was drugs.

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