Album Notes

Mike Macharyas spends his days helping the homeless, assisting old ladies across the street, adopting Third-World children and spreading the message of peace and love.

He enjoys quiet evenings with family and friends, laughing and smiling about days of yore. He hopes to one day build a theme park specifically designed for providing enjoyment and smiles to the faces of battered women.

A devout Pittsburgh Steelers fan, Mike makes frequent public appearances at local elementary schools in the Pittsburgh area, encouraging youngsters to stay in school and say no to drugs. Mike also volunteers in local chapters of The National Alliance To Prevent Underage Drinking And Smoking.

This album is another fuckin' gem from Macharyas. The way he says those names will make you soil your pants. He ain't foolin' around. He don't play. He says those names the way they NEED to be said. And then he turns you around, fucks you in the ass and says "you like that bitch?"

Don't underestimate this man. He WILL explode on your ass if you don't show him some respect. Do NOT fuck with this man. DO NOT!

This guy is so laidback and cool, he spent all day drinking beer and watching the Artie Lange DVD. Didn't even have to get up from his seat and the guy is generating dollars. That's all he does, people. He gots the skills to pay the bills.

Let me get serious for a minute. On this album, he says 'Keith Urban" like a boring AM radio DJ, "Kenny Chesney" like a limp-wristed pillow-biter, and I don't even REMEMBER how he says "Alice Cooper" but I remember that it was funny and cool. So buy the album, fuckhead. Buy it, listen to it, feel it , be it, do it, and then smoke a doobie like the fuckin hippie that you are. Dig it!