Album Notes

Mike Macharyas, to some, may just be a pretty face who records hit songs. But he's so much more. The man helps the world's underpriveleged children. He loves his community. He gives and gives and gives, and never asks for anything in return. And how do you worthless fucks respond? You viciously malign him, creating stories of him being a drug addict, stalker, and insane loser. THIS MAN IS A GOD, PEOPLE. WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!

To know Mike Macharyas is to love him. One day, 14mercy starlet Mayumi and Macharyas met up for some coffee. Bitch got a piece of cheesecake and coffee, and do you think Mike "Split the bill?" Do you think they went Dutch? Fuck no, Mike Macharyas took care of that shit! He don't play. He means business.

With Rihanna, Macharyas really puts the finishing touches on an amazing string of hit albums released in early 2006. If you don't get any new releases this year, be fuckin happy the man produced such great material in a year that saw only horseshit and fuckups dominating the Billboard Charts.

You ungrateful dipshits. You oughta be ashamed. You're a loser. You broke up with the hottest girl in school, your friends all sold you out... and somebody in there just called you a fag!

Eat it, you homosexual!