Album Notes

Mike Macharyas knows how to get the job done. Seriously, when you stick a microphone in front of this dude, he can really say a celebrity's name like no one else. The guy is ahead of his time. He's makin money, payin' the bills, cheering for the Steelers, delivering Fed Ex packages and getting piss drunk in his free time.

He's too dirrty to clean his act up. If you ain't dirrty, you ain't here to parrrrrty! Somebody ring the alarm, there's a fire in the room. Ring the alarm, and I'm throwing elbows, ring the alarm, and I'm throwing elbows.

This album really shows just how fuckin versatile the man is. From the fuckin' get-go, he shakes your dumb ass up with tracks like "Christina Aguilera" and "Trent Reznor." He's got the moves baby, you got the notion. And if ya'll got together, you'd be causing a commotion.

And if that wasn't enough, he then serenades two major hotties, "Eliza Dushku" and "Amanda Seyfried." Gals like these two definitely need songs about them. They need some lovin' and Mike Macharyas is here to give it to them.

And just look how fuckin' PENSIVE Macharyas looks on that album cover. And then there's that ridiculous psychedelic shit going on in the background. What a fuckin' riot, man.

Buy this album, it will enlarge your penis. And you'll enjoy the track "David Allan Coe" too. I promise. It's so sassy, get ready to shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your booty.

Are there any fans of KC and The Sunshine Band left? If so, tell us about it, and buy this album, because it's marketed to people JUST LIKE YOU!