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Musical satire/comedy in NO uncertain terms.
Genre: Folk: Angry
Release Date: 2004
Phanus Phallus Phobias - Greatest Sh!ts!
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Record Label: MagellanMusic Enterprises
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1. Tobacco 0:40 + MP3 $0.49
2. Mary Jo Kopechne 2:24 + MP3 $0.79
3. The Journey To Dallas 5:54 + MP3 $0.79
4. Gimme Jimmy 2:00 + MP3 $0.79
5. 500* of (C not F) Hot Vinyl 2:52 + MP3 $0.79
6. Russia 2:29 + MP3 $0.79
7. Pants 3:54 + MP3 $0.79
8. Puke O' Paducah 1:56 + MP3 $0.79
9. I Smell Rank 2:04 + MP3 $0.79
10. Ronnie 3:12 + MP3 $0.79
11. Boris the Pterodactyl 0:57 + MP3 $0.49
12. The Asshole Hall of Fame 3:29 + MP3 $0.79
13. No Mo' Cigamoes 2:58 + MP3 $0.79
14. Quayle Huntin' 3:58 + MP3 $0.79
15. The Telephone Pole Song 2:13 + MP3 $0.79
16. There's A Stranger In My Butt 2:59 + MP3 $0.79
17. Pardon Me, I'm Gonna Be Sick 1:22 + MP3 $0.69
18. ...huh? 0:28 + MP3 $0.49
19. Guys With Ties 2:51 + MP3 $0.79
20. Welfare Sluts 2:23 + MP3 $0.79
21. I Can't Afford To Puke 2:41 + MP3 $0.79
22. Backdoor Baby 3:17 + MP3 $0.79
23. Billy Boy 3:28 + MP3 $0.79
24. Mr. Dithers 1:13 + MP3 $0.49
25. I Kissed A Frog And My Ass Turned Green 1:05 + MP3 $0.49
26. The Toilet 0:36 + MP3 $0.49
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Album Notes

Dear Beulah,

It was/is a lovely island. I told my shoe to take a left turn one day and I sat on a bench. I was only in Court for 30 minutes. Hell, that was 1934! Just think if I had Kleptomania on Wednesdays!

Whether has been strange; you order eggs, they come scrambled. Then it rained, and it smelled weird; I almost looked purple. Sounded like a good album title won't it? Rain Purple. If it fit I'd smoke it.

Busses here are pretty weird too. When I asked me where it was going I said, "Guess." The Bus said, well... it just kept staring. So I said, "Ok." I took a taxi to the next street corner. That's when I walked into the coffee shop and had a Pepsi backward (drawkcab ispeP). Nice painting they had on the wall by the front door - it looked just like what was outside. (My elbow scratches) I heard some rocks too, but they weren't. I like Rock, so I eight a Roll. Phanus Phallus Phobias sounds like a wart, but they are my favorite fans (especially on a hot. Day).

When that airplane flew over I waved. Anyway, as I was walking down the street the telephone rang. Nobody was in the booth. It rang and rang and rang. After about 10 rings (when I'd lost count at 20) I picked it up and said, "Hello?" He sounded American because I couldn't understand what he said, something like "Ngot". So that's what I told him, "You've ngot the wrong number." I hung up.

It reminded me of the time I'll be leaving soon.

I'll be home when this letter arrives, so I'll check it for errors before you open it again. If I could come home by mail (or femail) I'd be flat wouldn't it? Okay.

Love,
Zimp

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REVIEWS

Phanus Phallus Phobias
author: Beth Martin
                            
Okay - this is the most ridiculous, silly, demented, weird,  hilarious, stupid, side-splitting, thing I've ever heard. You were certainly fascinated with bodily sounds. Unbelieveable! Hahahahahaha!

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Still laughing.
author: Aero
                            
Wonderful! I have laughed and laughed while listening to every song. Mix comedy, tunes and disregard for the norm and you get the works on this cd. It is great!

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This one is hard to believe
author: Allen Barry
                            
I listen to all kinds of music but this one may be a first.  I've never heard anything that could combine clever songs with an in-your-face attitude a la folk.  Mary Jo Kopechne was almost like a news story, Journey To Dallas is a classic tale of the road, Russia is a parody of the crazy anti-USSR effort in those days, Telephone Pole Song is a satire of Husband vs. Wife battles, Backdoor Baby is heavy metal and describes a porno movie - amazing stuff.  But that was only the beginning; everything from liner notes to background to acknowledgements to an image on the back cover that said, "Danger: Uranus" is as funny as the music itself.  Somehow it reminds me of the Wizard of Oz when those weird characters sing, "A brain, a heart, da noive" - I think this CD is packed with it.

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Phearlessly phoul brand of pholk
author: Brendon Sinclair
                            
Greatest Sh!ts! is 27 years worth of twisted tracks by a notorious Folk/Joke band... a truly scattered collection of songs that few would dispute as lewd, juvenile, and outright repulsive.  But depending on your sense of humor they could also qualify as irreverently clever, musically ambitious, and very funny.  There's also an articulation of a simmering anger - disenfranchised socio-political outrage.  As Jensen says, it can be encapsulated by Peter Finch's performance in the 1976 film Network, and his impassioned plea to the world, I'm Mad As Hell And I'm Not Going To Take This Anymore!  That handily plays into the bands big payoff... merely the reaction of the audience.  They say it best with Pullin' Down The Pants Of Life.

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