Album Notes

This is different. The guy who runs this site told us not to assume that our stuff was different, so we decided to say that it is different. This is different. Not really. But kind of. Different.

Matt and Tom decided one day to blow off work for a week and see if they could record an hour long song. A week later they were dizzy and horny but soon realized they had created The Universe. They then conned an unsuspecting friend into filming a video for it. Freddie said yes and regrets it to this day. They showed it proudly to their other friends and were mocked and laughed at. Matt looked around at the people rolling on the floor in tears, and said, "Perfect." This is different.

Matt and Tom are just two dumbasses with some musical ability. They decided to get together one night and record some stuff. Tom opened his mouth and Matt laughed. Thus was born a phenomenon more important than life. And sex. OK just life.

Matt and Tom don't care. When they are together in a room people laugh. Music is made. Lives are destroyed. Beer is consumed. People are made fun of. They laugh anyway. If you are still reading this you are seriously troubled. Seek help. First buy the Universe, then seek help. Then laugh and be healed. We reserve the right to make fun of you. Yes you. And you two, too. And then we will record it, sell it, and make ONE MILLION pennies!!!

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Check out our website, because if you think this is twisted you ain't seen nuttin' yet. The Universe is the "Earnest Goes To Camp" and the rest of our sh*t is "Texas Chainsaw Massacre Goes To Springfield" We swear a lot and make fun of people. You like us. We don't know about you yet.

E-mail us from any one of the numerous e-mail links on the site and see if you can freak us out. We don't think so. But try. Then we will make fun of you. And you will laugh.

Visit the Flatulence page and read the Critical Scholarly Analysis of The Universe which was written by a real honest-to-goodness University Mathematics Professor. We make fun of him too.

Thanks for checking us out. We were checking you out too. Not bad.