"The optimistic happyness song": An instrumental song about make-up sex.
"Crash (bomb in position)" is me escaping from the cops (who are trying to blow me up) using only the power of my whammy bar.
"July 8th, 1947" is a song about an alien crash landing in roswell... and about as close as I can get to a theremin sound
"Call of the Crystal Skull": Dunno really what thats about, but it has something to do with radio messages from overly religious aliens.
"B-World": Martins bizarre world of sound play at a snooty american party.
"Skinny Hag" is a rock based spaghetti western homage to the prostitutes of the old west. Not the real ones, the fake ones you see in the movies.
"The Pirates Jig": Heavy metal pirate party.
"The Devil plays Sundays" is a shred fight against the Devil himself. He's after my soul, except I sold it already.