Album Notes

Jonathon Moon is a singer-songwriter out of Nashville TN. He is from outer-space. He arrived in a giant egg. The egg landed in eastern Indiana, at which point it rolled to Nashville. The egg was semi-comfortable. It had a control panel that failed at various times. He would attempt to operate it with little or no idea of where it was rolling. At which point it rolled into the Cumberland river. Said river, took said egg on a journey, during which the control of the egg was left to the tides. This was widely considered to be Moon's most creative period, though he was later quoted as saying "I hated the egg". Moon went on to write "Cruncy Lunch", about eating cars. Although it enjoyed wide critical acclaim, Moon later said "I didn't think the song was that good. I'm returning to the Egg." Often described as "odd" and "from space-like", Moon found it difficult to blend in to local society. At which point Moon revamped the Egg, giving it a sun-porch. After having installed the sun-porch on the egg, Moon created a subway system in the Egg that ran around the inside of the egg several times and took you back to the same stop you got on. Having little success in selling tickets, Moon retired to his sun porch and built a television out of potatos. Moon was later said to have commented on the T.V "The Potato Television played TV well".

Editor's NOTE: Moon's son, FRED, disputes some or all of the writings here. FRED Moon, in fact claims his father is a "fig newton of my imagination". People debated the relative funniness of the comment for many years, and eventually found it to be "relatively funny".