Album Notes

"There's something that I like about your music and I admire the focus and drive you have for creating it. I do appreciate your sense of humor too. I actually enjoy listening to it. It's good stuff and the world should hear it but unfortunately the world is brainwashed right now. Keep sending the wild stuff boy! Also, I would love to get a D.E.M.I. If there are anymore available."
-Steve Vai

"It's like Stravinsky, only CRAZIER!"
-Trey Spruance, Mr. Bungle

"...freakishly entertaining CD, you sick bastard. That stuff sounds fantastic."
-Mike Keneally

"You MUST check out Sir Millard Mulch.  The De-Evolution of Yasmine Bleeth is one of my favorite CD's.  I can't stop listening to it   It's insane, and I mean that in a good way.  And most importantly, it rocks.  Really cleverly written songs delivered with some incredible playing, high energy and a great sense of humor."
-Dave Meros, Spock's Beard

Gather round the fire, children, and behold Sir Millard Mulch‚s latest glimmer of hope in the steaming dung heap known as popular music. The De-Evolution of Yasmine Bleeth is an unbelieveble sonic achievement, one which should not, and definitely will not go unnoticed. It features, in addition to Sir Millard Mulch's own talents, the work of two influential musical geniuses. First, Swedish rhythm master Morgan Agren contributes some of his patented drum techniques which have put him in demand of other well-known musicians like Fredrik Thordendal of Meshuggah, and late Mothers of Invention frontman Frank Zappa. The last track, entitled The Great Strength of Our Order, demands the listener's attention with lead vocals by Devin Townsend, who is know for playing Steve Vai's band and his solo projects which include Ocean Machine and the brand new Terria, as well as leading the band Strapping Young Lad. On The Great Strength of Our Order, the listener is thrust back into Devin Townsend's past, where inspiration for his early musical endeavors can finally be understood. The album begins with a spoken word piece in reference to Sir Millard Mulch's fondness for radio promotion. Following that is Tiki Bar Revolution and the classic The Mysteries of the Universe Are Revealed to Morons, Pt. 1. The title track finds Sir Millard Mulch exploring his roots as in the past albums. It has a genuine coming-of-age sound to it. Sir Millard Mulch has certainly found his niche.

A final, modernized version of the James Pits saga is perfect for anyone who is searching for the harder rocking side of Sir Millard Mulch. It is definitely the strongest song written about James Pitts in the last 25 years. On the other end of the spectrum, While They Were Rockstars is the most honest and heartfelt song on the album. Sir Millard Mulch has constructed his most mature and meaningful, yet undeniably enjoyable album to date. Inside, one immediately reads, "THIS IS THE FINAL SIR MILLARD MULCH ALBUM THAT WILL EVER BE RELEASED." Perhaps with the ever-rising album sales that The De-Evolution of Yasmine Bleeth is now experiencing, Sir Millard Mulch will decide to give his vastly growing fanbase one more taste of his unique brand of delightfully pure listening pleasure.